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What Happens in the Jungle, Stays in the Jungle... by shrekspeare_is_typing
Fandoms: Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019), Dora the Explorer (Cartoon), Dwayne Johnson "Got Milk?" Commercial
23 May 2022
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As Dora and Diego meet many new friends on their final adventure in the jungle they grew up in, they learn to get past their differences to better each other. This is a tale of love and new discoveries, not only about the forest, but also themselves and each other.
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From Wiltshire, With Love by MistressLynn for Misdemeanor1331, GeriatricPeepshow, janblues, MykEsprit, Pir_PirOmanka, Kayrinait, Shampoo_ish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jul 2022
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Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are Draco’s true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself. A story of reaching adulthood during war.
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Draco cut her off before she repeated the question. “Granger, you may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.”
Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.”
“So. Is. Mine.” He growled at her. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.”
She narrowed her eyes at him. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.”
She better be.
“One more thing.”
“What, Malfoy?” she said impatiently, still angry that she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted.
He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.”
She stared back at him defiantly. “We both are.”
He couldn’t argue with that.
She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.
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23 May 2022
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Hermione has always known, theoretically, that purebloods have arranged marriages. Still, it's hard to believe that Astoria, one of her best friends, will have to leave Healer School to be Draco Malfoy's housewife. She desperately needs to do something about it.
Turns out the betrothal agreement will be void if he cheats. All they need is for Malfoy to kiss someone, anyone.
How good a friend is Hermione willing to be?
A short story of solving a messy situation by making it messier.
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28 Apr 2022
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By any other name by Anonymous
Fandoms: Euphoria (TV 2019), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Apr 2022
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“If you join our team, I personally promise to make you the absolute best player on the team,” Peter explained.
Rue gave a sarcastic laugh and rolled her eyes. Did he not hear a word she said?
“I’m serious!” He exclaimed. “I know you said you were basically a lost cause, but I’m up to the challenge.”
Rue just frowned at him. She blinked her eyes twice, feeling slightly annoyed by his persistence.
He’s the type of guy who can never lose, huh? She thought to herself.The loss of her sister gives Rue Bennett new intentions on life. Joining Peter Parker’s Decathlon team wasn’t exactly on her list—but it would have to do.
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11 Feb 2022
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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11 Feb 2022
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Hermione was perfectly happy working her way up the ranks in Magical Policy, but she couldn’t exactly refuse the Minister for Magic himself when he asked her personally to help with the Muggle Society Integration Program.
Of course she hadn’t expected her charge to be Draco Malfoy of all people, but she was a professional, dammit, not to mention a war hero. She just had to get through this one hellish week.
It’s just one week. She could handle one week with Draco Malfoy, right?
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01 Jul 2021