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Schitt's Creek - Where Everyone Fits In by B13_MaybeThisTime, cottagepodfics, DelilahMcMuffin, DesignatedGrape, doingthemost, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), hullomoon, Januarium, kindofspecificstore, Lisamc21, NC Fics (N0Connections), NC Pods (N0Connections), NeelyO, reginahalliwell, RhetoricalQuestions, schittpodding (schittposting), ships_to_sail, sonlali, sunlightsymphony, thesleepyskipper, wi22iou
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Dec 2021
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A collection of short stories from the past and present residents of Schitt’s Creek, sharing how they found their home in this Schitty little town.
Or: Exactly what the town sign says.
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The Best Is Yet To Come by Amanita_Fierce, B13_MaybeThisTime, doingthemost, Januarium, Lisamc21, Little_Black_Bow, petrodobreva, schittpodding (schittposting), ships_to_sail, sunlightsymphony, unfolded73, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
02 Sep 2021
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Johnny Rose's surprise retirement party is set to be a star-studded, glamorous affair. ... Right?
Left to their own devices, David, Patrick, Alexis, Stevie, and Moira do their best to plan the event. Miscommunication, squabbling, and vegetables ensue.
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A basic stitch, knit two together (k2tog) is exactly what it sounds like: taking two separate stitches and, with a single string, knitting them together.
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The Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch by Amanita_Fierce, dairaliz, danieljradcliffe, DelilahMcMuffin, doingthemost, fishyspots, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), hagface, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), hullomoon, Januarium, JanuariumPods (Januarium), KiwianaPods (kiwiana), middyblue (daisyblaine), nontoxic, ratchet (foxtails), RhetoricalQuestions, roguebaby, schittpodding (schittposting), schittposting, ships_to_sail, singsongsung, SparklesMagicLightLove, sunlightsymphony, thetomkatwholived, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
03 May 2021
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Hello, I am Wendy Kurtz, proprietor of the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch, the world’s premier spot for couples looking to get a speedy divorce and connect with other soon-to-be divorcees.
I’d like to highlight the stories of five couples, who rearranged into five other couples, from some past summer. These ten people came to the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch with the intention of ending a marriage, and got that and so much more.
I could recount their journeys with 100% accuracy, but where’s the fun in that? Let’s let them tell us themselves.
OR: One crazy summer in Las Vegas brings the heat and then some.
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[Podfic & Art] Getting Over Getting Older All the Time by Amanita_Fierce, B13_MaybeThisTime, Ceewelsh, DelilahMcMuffin, DelphinaBoswell, Elswherefumbling, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), kiranerys42, KiwianaPods (kiwiana), Likerealpeopledo, MoreHuman, NeelyO, petrodobreva, RevolutionaryJo, RhetoricalQuestions, ships_to_sail, SparklesMagicLightLove, sunlightsymphony, this_is_not_nothing, unfolded73, whetherwoman, with (CompassRose) for Distractivate
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2021
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“Well I’m going to run some errands,” David says, brushing a stray bit of fuzz off his navy blue sweater. “But we’re still on for birthday dinner?”
“Yeah,” Patrick nods. He’s pretty sure David knows the annual birthday surprise party stopped being a surprise after year two or three. David doesn’t even inflict fictional catastrophes on the café as a decoy anymore. But Patrick plays along anyway. In some ways their whole partnership is built on playing along.
OR David and Patrick have been business partners for a decade until, on Patrick's 40th Birthday, everything changes.
[Podfic and Art of "Getting Over Getting Older All the Time," written by Distractivate]
Recent series
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It's the one where they're all in high school!
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Alex stirs. Henry trails his hand down Alex's chest, nuzzles into his neck. A low, soft noise escapes Alex's mouth; he pushes back against Henry's hips, and Henry echoes it with a noise of his own. His mind is slowly awakening, catching up to the instinctual responses of his body. His eyes cast over the two of them, tangled up under the blankets and bathed in light.
Suddenly, all the implications of what the bright sunlight means—shades thrown wide open, snipers on top of buildings, long-range lenses shooting them in their most private moments—sends icy bullets through his chest.
Several years later, Henry is still working through the trauma of their forced outing. Alex helps him.
Bookmarked by ships_to_sail
20 May 2021
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Once upon a time, in a land not so very unlike our own, men and magic existed side by side. The Lord and Lady Rose, cursed along with their daughter to live as wild creatures of the sky, leave behind a single son, emotionally broken but physically whole. Stricken silent by the same magic that stole his family, he finds a glimmer of hope buried in a conversation with a kind stranger—all curses can be broken, if he simply pays the price. A price higher than anyone has a right to ask: three sweaters, spun and knit from the fibers of a plant covered in barbs that tear into his skin at every touch, rip him open with every stitch.
He has a year and a day, to work, to hurt, to meet and befriend the townsfolk who took him in after fleeing his parents' home. And one particular brewer, a man who might do more than help repair his torn skin. Who might be the only one to repair his shattered heart. He has no voice, and time is running out—but the ways of the universe are a mystery, and the deepest magics of all are always rooted in love.
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Bookmarked by ships_to_sail
07 May 2021
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For midnightstreet's prompt: Patrick loves David's body hair (and David has come to like it too), but when David decides to get a full-body wax just for the heck of it, Patrick loses his fucking mind.
Bookmarked by ships_to_sail
06 May 2021
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Then, David started talking about how good it felt and how much he loved it and, like with everything else David-related, Patrick couldn’t get it out of his head. So, when David had coaxed him onto his stomach and asked if he wanted to try, Patrick had been more than willing. And by the time David’s talented tongue was done taking him apart, Patrick had been fully converted.
Then he’d tried it out on David.
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David gets insecure about something in bed. Patrick makes it better.
Bookmarked by ships_to_sail
06 May 2021
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5 times David and Patrick are interrupted by authentic Canadian wildlife (and one time David swears he saw something) by redwineandqueer
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
28 Apr 2021
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All David wants is to get Patrick's hands all over him whenever he gets the chance.
The wildlife in Schitt's Creek seems to have other ideas.
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Bookmarked by ships_to_sail
01 May 2021