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Ed's Self Defense Mechajism by shipallthebooty
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Sep 2019
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"Edward remembers clearly the first time it happened. He was, as he usually is, called some variation of "short". In fact, as he recalls it, he was called so small he could fit in between the cracks of his newly attained automail. It was quite fucking rude, actually, although his brother insists that's not at all what he said."
Crack!AU where instead of going on a rant every time someone implies Ed's small, he pisses himself in ecstasy.
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The boys got haemophelia!! They're important
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Mafioso Roy is in Creta selling weapons and drugs. He suspects the handsome blonde at the club speaks more Amestrian than he's letting on but, for now, he'll go along with the language barrier.
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03 Jan 2021
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"Gunpoint" "Fucking Machine"
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- Part 5 of Nanotober 2019
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23 Dec 2020
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Sunlight pours in from a skylight in the ceiling, and Zuko tilts his face up to its gentle warmth before speaking.
“Agni, I've come to offer a favor.”
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One mission with a broken phone and somehow Ed ended up with a mysterious stranger on the line who just happened to know the exact thing Ed needed. He didn't know why he kept texting. He was even less sure why this Mystery Expert kept texting back. What he did know was that the bad nights were easier to handle with someone who had just as much trouble sleeping.
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27 Nov 2020
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It’s always been about the things they don’t say, the things they don’t do.
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Ed grows up, Roy notices, Ed is not sure what he thinks about Roy noticing.
Both Roy and Ed get themselves into the kind of mess only they can.Starts in the middle of the series and spans a few years after the finale.
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23 Jan 2020