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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Well, Tom thought, genuinely curious as to why there was a maid cafe - what even was that, anyway? - in the middle of Knockturn Alley. He still had a few minutes left of his break. Burke wouldn’t even notice he was gone. Might as well check it out.

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    Harry's attempt at Traveling-Back-In-Time-To-Save-Tom-Riddle™ falls flat when he arrives in 1945 with no money. To keep himself afloat, he gets a job at a maid cafe in Knockturn Alley, where he gets spotted...by no other than Riddle himself.

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    OR:

    Harry Potter x Tom Riddle fluffy crack, where Tom is whipped and Harry is in a maid costume, because I said so.

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    Updates every Wednesday until the story ends or the event of my untimely demise :)

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    15 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Peter is caught in a neverending identity crisis. Wade, on the other hand, takes it upon himself to find the root of New York's current problem. The thing leaving headless bodies, marrowless bones, and scraps of carcasses across the city's skyline like a mother hiding Easter eggs for a toddler. Wade suggests it's time he tests the extent of his regenerative abilities. At least if he died, the giant alien mass would be someone else's problem. Someone that was better at consoling an innocent-looking teenager that'd just devoured Wade's right arm as if it was a drumstick from a circular bin of fried chicken. Yes, he would like to see Tony Stark react in that situation.

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    31 Mar 2021

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    Aunt Petunia gasped her pain out against Holly’s clammy neck even as she turned, her head lolling, to glare hatefully at Bellatrix. “You will not take her. My sister—“

    “—is dead, little muggle,” said Bellatrix. “As will you if you do not give us Potter.”

    Holly’s heart constricted for the space of half a heartbeat. Aunt Petunia did not want her. She’d gotten Uncle Vernon killed. She’d brought the war to their doorstep. She’d—

    “Over my dead body, you stupid witch!” Aunt Petunia gasped, her arms convulsively twitching around Holly’s shoulders, her nails digging into her skin. “You’ve killed my sister, my husband… I—I won’t let you kill my niece too!”

    Bellatrix laughed loudly, a loud maniacal cackle that seemed to fill Holly’s world with fire and brimstone. “On your head be it. Avada Kedavra!”

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    29 Mar 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    I would ask you to refrain from writing directly on the surface of the desk. I believe that a PADD should be adequate for your needs.

    Jim grinned down at the small note attached to the desk. Who even used paper anymore?

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    27 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    "I died a thousand times
    I did what I had to do
    Hey, that’s just how it goes
    I’m still coming back to you"

    Peter is not a damsel, but he surely is in distress. Deadpool just wants to help a pretty boy in a cute dress.
    Mix this with a pair of overprotective dads, a bunch of snarky college students, several chaotic superheroes and a generouse dose of gay panic to receive a serious emotional rollerocaster.

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    27 Mar 2021

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