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    He had written the book to prove a point. It was never supposed to be a big thing, and he certainly never intended for everyone — Jiang Cheng, Zewu-Jun, the Juniors, literally everyone— to be reading about his sex life.

    Oh God, he definitely needed to make sure Lan Zhan didn’t find out about this.

    (Or, when Wei Wuxian writes the Xianxia cut-sleeve equivalent of Fifty Shades of Grey, based entirely on his experiences with Lan Wangji, he doesn’t expect it to become the next big hit).

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    14 Dec 2019

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    On a drunken dare, Jiang Cheng drinks a potion that allows him to hear other people’s lustful thoughts. It’s just his luck that he’s stuck in close vicinity with the guy who is completely and utterly besotted with his idiot brother.

    One thing's for certain - there is no way he's leaving this with his sanity intact.

    (Or, where Jiang Cheng has a lot of regrets, Lan Wangji is having an ongoing sexuality crisis, and Wei Wuxian is as oblivious as ever).

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    14 Dec 2019

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    Wei Wuxian has been haunting his childhood home for three years. He's perfected the fine art of scaring away all the tenants, and has grown used to living with the dying flowers in the garden as his only company.

    When Lan Wangji buys the house, Wei Wuxian fully intends to drive him off too. Except Lan Wangji is beautiful, and interesting, and captivating company - even if he supposedly doesn't know Wei Wuxian exists.

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    11 Dec 2019

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    It's six months after he moved in with Penny, and Simon Snow still has the same problems - goblins, Baz's fear of intimacy, and just about everything else in his fucked up life. But - things may be about to change. After all, Simon may not be the Chosen One any more, but he's still the hero of this story.

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    11 Dec 2019

  5. Rec 66

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    “Look at that,” he praises me, the hand that’s not tangled in my own rubbing over the expanse of my back. “You take it so well, darling.”

    I bite my lip, clench down just to hear the break in his breathing. He can’t see it, but I smirk. Two can play. I’ll show him just how well I can take it. Maybe he was the chosen one, but we’re all chosen for something.

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    08 Dec 2019