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    “Jonathan,” Melanie says, with full contempt, stopping her physical assault on Gerry to start her verbal assault on Jon. “Just turn your head. There are, what,” a brief pause to count, so as to keep her criticism accurate and incisive, “six two-meter windows looking in. If he can’t infer that the place with all the books on shelves is the library, he wouldn’t be a threat to our society in the first place.”

    “No,” Gerry says, thoughtful. “I think you should do a sign. It would be fantastic. Welcome to the M.A. Library. Enter to experience books older than your great-grandfather’s dick, and also maybe premeditated robbery.”

    “Alright,” says Jon. “I get it. There was no reason to bully me about it. Christ.”

    Or: Fuck a timeline. Everyone’s a teen

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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    It catches on itself like a birthright. It burns inward.

    Archivist!Gerry
    Gerry/Tim/(TBA), Sasha/Melanie, Martin/(Special Secret Boyfriend)
    Canon-Divergence from 2014; Entity (re)assignments; A LOT of characters who are dead in canon stay alive; Multi-plotline mystery with a lot of hidden conflicts and foreshadowing for later arcs!

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    25 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    27M seeking The Perfect Man: must be passionate, rich, attractive, charismatic, honest, and ready to love.

    Jonathan Sims, Avatar of the Web, is the perfect man. He likes Martin, and Martin likes him back. He probably doesn't even have egg sacs. What's the problem?

    Well, there's Jon's vain and ditzy personality. There's his overprotective family and meddling sister. And there's the small matter of a two way bet between them: that Jon can't make a man into a monster, and that Martin can't make a monster into a man, in ten days.

    There's no way this can go wrong. Maybe there's no way this can go right. And if Jonathan Sims knows, why isn't he telling?

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    25 Feb 2021

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    ENAMOURED

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Look, it's not hard; you were built to live a thousand years, but you're tired of knowing that in a thousand years you're going to die. You were born out of stories: arma virumque cano, pen to lips to mind, and this is your heritage, this is your birthright, this is the only thing you're good at, and you don't care.

    A story about empires and resurrection.

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    26 Dec 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    For Brutus, there is always time — time to consider, time to speak, time to make his point in twenty ponderously balanced lines. For Cassius, there is barely time to breathe.

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    26 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Kavinsky looks like he's cast himself as the main character in a biopic about a model on a downswing, or like he's traveled back from a post-apocalyptic future to warn Declan that he's about to make a decision that dooms mankind. Declan could open the door despite his posturing, send him flying, but the only thing worse than a public liaison with the world's most obvious dirtbag is a fistfight with the same. He says instead, "Walk away or get in. You look like you're about to sell me some heroin cut with rat poison."

    Kavinsky asks, "Who says I'm not?" which is annoying, and leans in close to press the 'unlock' button on Declan's keys, which is annoying, and slides in right behind the driver's seat, which is incredibly fucking ominous. It's like he's going to pull some piano wire from his pocket any second now. Declan weighs this risk against the curious looks they're starting to attract and picks his life, but just barely.

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    22 Dec 2020

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