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    Reina Pe'gasi is stuck between a traitor and an assassin.

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    Soulmates AU - Damon Reznor tries to outrun his fate, while Ivy Peg'asi is a sucker for love.

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    25 Jun 2021

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    When the Ministry passes the Marriage Law, Hermione doesn't leave her fate to chance. It's supposed to be a mutually beneficial arrangement with the last surviving male Black heir. She's got everything perfectly under control.

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    Sirius raised the cigar back to his mouth and clamped it between two rows of white teeth, now bared at her in a wide grin. “You’re fucking with me, aren’t you, poppet?”

    “No, I’m not.” The seriousness in her tone sounded almost hard, even to her own ears. He was behaving as though this was all just a joke, and she sat up straighter in response, shaking her hair back. “Look, it’s really very simple. The law says that for the purposes of integration, all Muggleborns need to be married to a Pureblood. I’m a Muggleborn, and you’re a Pureblood.” She shrugged with nonchalance, but her hands twisted in her lap. “And—” she added with emphasis “—you owe Harry.”

    He raised an eyebrow and gestured at her with the tip of his cigar. His signet ring glinted with orange light from the dancing flames, and she could see the faded black and green ink of his tattoos rippling over his knuckles. “You’re not Harry.”

    She shrugged again and gazed at him pointedly. “You owe me too, Sirius.”

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    23 Jun 2021

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    “I’ve always wanted to touch a turian nose.”

    “A nose? Usually it’s the mandibles.” He flicked them just for extra effect, drawing her eye.

    “I have some questions about those, too, but no. Your noses are just… so cute.”

    Garrus crossed his arms at that. “Cute.” Shepard nodded. “Never in history has any human referred to a turian as cute.”

    “The rest of you is spiky and horrifying, I’m sure, but your nose? I’ve always wanted to run my fingers over the ridges.”

    “Alright, alright, Commander. You want to play ‘First Contact’? I’m game. You touch my nose, and I’ll poke that pink thing you call a mouth.”
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    A non-canon, very silly retelling of Shepard and Garrus's first time together.

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    17 Jun 2021

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    Garrus reflects upon how having sex with a human is really, really weird. Not bad, just different.

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    17 Jun 2021

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    “Nobody at work has batted an eyelid, which I feel like should probably concern me more? Darryl keeps catching my eye and making this face where his mouth is turned down but he’s also smiling? And Maya wanted me to know that she ‘ships’ us – I don’t know what that means.”

    Rebecca Bunch turns thirty.

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    21 May 2021