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  1. Summary

    Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.

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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    David Rose falls off his cute huge yacht, loses his memory, and washes up in Schitt’s Creek, where he learns how to love.

    This is loosely based on the movie Overboard, but if you read All the Songs I Sing Are About You, you already know I have a tendency to stray pretty far from the source material. The story is barely recognizable beyond the basic premise.

    Schitt’s Creek is a small town on the water in this story, and NOTHING about the experience or treatment of amnesia in this is remotely accurate. It’s all made up, folks. Suspend your disbelief before entering.

    The title comes from an episode of Schitt’s Creek. Bragging rights to the first person who figures out what episode and scene it came from.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    111
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    08 May 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Early in their relationship, David has a bit of an insecurity in the bedroom. Patrick shows him that he has absolutely nothing to be worried about.

    (like 70/30 feelings/sex)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    28 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    When the Doctor asked him later, he couldn’t explain how it had happened exactly. One minute he’d been coming back down from the ridge where he’d proposed to David, having taken a moment to soak in the view from one of his most favourite places in the world, and the next he’d been lying in the middle of the trail consumed by pain.

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    Chapters:
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    07 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    Who is Sebastien Raine?

    “He’s a monster who uses people and leaves them for dead.” - David Rose

    The story of “almost three months. Four, if you include the month that he was seeing other people.”

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    53
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    22 Jan 2021

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    Patrick moves to Schitt's Creek a year early, around the same time David is considering obtaining his own apartment.

    Roommate shenanigans ensue.

    12/31/2019: Now with an epilogue, containing completely unrealistic refractory periods as well as a little dash of anxiety!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    245
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    12789

    12 Jan 2021

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