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  1. Summary

    Two games of Narrative Telephone played for the Playtime challenge during Week 3 of Voiceteam 2021. Inspired by the version played by the Critical Role cast in 2020 (found here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1tiwbzkOjQyezFDKCb20491HLfaRMSDX

    How it's played - the first person in each chain wrote and recorded a story. They passed that recording on the next person, who listened to it one time without taking notes, and then retold it to the best of their ability. They passed their audio on and this continued the same way for 5 or 6 more iterations.

    Recommended listening order for each chain is the first step, to you see where we started, the last step, to see where we ended up and just how much it changed, and the from the first to the last in order, to see how we got there.

    Please let us know your reactions in the comments!

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    The Razzle Dazzle Rosé Voicteam Podcast is a series of interviews with various Schitt's Creek fandom members that were put together in response to challenges from the VoiceTeam 2021 Event.

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    We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.

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    “I can see from the straight male panic in your eyes that you didn’t think this was a date,” Trent says, more deadpan than usual.

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    29 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Higgins sits nervously, setting his briefcase on his lap. The chair squeaks. “Has something happened?”

    Slowly, Rebecca spins round to face him. She looks, if possible, more put together than usual. There’s something dangerous in the perfect, sharp, lines of her clothes and makeup, the shine of her manicure.

    Before Higgins can wisely retract his question, reschedule his meeting and make a hasty retreat, possibly from work entirely, Keeley sighs. She pushes herself upright and announces, “We’ve each slept with someone we shouldn’t have.”

    “O-oh dear. All of you?”

    “Every one, sugar plum."

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    13 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Podfic of Lovely, Dark and Deep by Chash

     

    Daine thinks she knows exactly what she's getting into when her aunt arranges her marriage to an old, anti-social scholar. Then she actually meets Numair.

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    22 Aug 2021

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    We’re at the semi-finals of the 2011 FIFA Women’s World Cup, and it’s England versus France here at the Commerzbank-Arena in Frankfurt, Germany.

    Thank you so much to iamtheenemy for permission to record and thank you as always to Paraka for hosting <3

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    30 Jul 2021

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    Still, it's true that Patrick can have his shy side. He likes to be a gentleman – Mr. Order Whatever You Want I'm Paying and Mr. Here Let Me Fix That For You and Mr. No David Not In the Backseat I Want It to Be Special – so David can't entirely rely on Patrick's willingness to charge forward for the greater good.

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    03 Jul 2021

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