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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    What was a little dirty note in the face of all that history?

    Sylvain should’ve written that instead. In any memory I have, remotely touched by happiness, you’re always standing in the periphery.

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    Two people do a miserable job at delivering love confessions.

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    23 May 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Something was wrong. Diluc had noticed it when he'd overheard Rosaria talking gleefully about Kaeya flaking on her. Something about not having to pay for his drinks. That's unusual, Kaeya never misses a chance for free alcohol.

    Still, he frowns, shaking his head and getting back to work. Kaeya's missed things like this before, and it wasn't unlike him to flake out on drinks when he had something important to do the next day.

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    22 Apr 2022

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    “What are you doing in Mondstadt?”

    “You didn’t show up this week!” Childe says. “Aether brought Hu Tao instead. She really handed it to me, but it just wasn’t the same.”

    “You…” Diluc stops. “You came all the way to Mondstadt just because I didn’t show up?”

    Oh?

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    Kaeya discovers Diluc has a crush and, despite not being on the best of terms with his estranged brother, takes it upon himself to be the ultimate wingman.

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    22 Feb 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    So long as the red-haired, freckled man doesn’t notice and keeps wearing those tight shirts, Felix can quietly appreciate the view for three minutes a day and nothing more.

    Which is of course the thought he has the exact morning he looks up and sees the window washer is holding up a small whiteboard.

     

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    In which Felix has a hot window washer, a terrible internet connection, even worse friends - but he absolutely does not have a thing for redheads.

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    10 Jan 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    basically razor and bennett finish adventuring after a long day and try to sleep but then bennett is like “oh no i’m cold and i can’t sleep” and razor wants to help so they both cuddle to sleep

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    08 Dec 2021