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Stevie and Twyla have been friends for years, girlfriends for months, and fiancées for just a couple of weeks. Almost no one in Schitt's Creek knows about the second two developments. On a trip to Vegas to celebrate Alexis and Ted's upcoming nuptials, more wedding bells are ringing!
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Share a little bit of the excess all around by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
11 Feb 2021
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And now both David and Jake are standing in the doorway wearing almost identical expressions of heated amusement at his plight, the two of them fully dressed while Patrick is naked and on obscene display, and he knows relief is a long way away yet.
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- Part 3 of A Litre of Me
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David used to struggle with storms. Now, not so much.
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“What does Alexis need?” Patrick asks around midterms.
“A life,” David answers without looking up from where he’s turning the lotions so that the spouts are at the same forty-five-degree angle.
Patrick presses his lips together. He should have known David wasn’t going to make this easy for him. “For school.”
Or, Patrick puts together some things for Alexis when she's stressed about tests.
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- Part 9 of prompts
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After the third date night in a row where their conversation devolves into quarterly projections and negotiations with their new bespoke potpourri vendor, David has to bring it up.
“Are you bored?”
Patrick pauses with his hand on the ignition. A deafening silence hangs in the air after the rumble of the engine dies, and Patrick’s face is full of muted confusion when he turns to look at him. “What?”
Or: five years into their marriage, David grows concerned that they're becoming boring when all they talk about on dates is work. Some (mostly) mature communication, comfort, and fluff ensues as our boys re-centre themselves on what's most important.
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I will love you no less than you’d like by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
18 Nov 2020
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“I was all prepared to come in here, suck your dick, maybe have you fuck me. But that’s not what you need, is it?” His voice has already slipped into the teasing condescension he uses during a scene and Patrick didn’t know it was possible for him to get harder right now, but it turns out it is. He shakes his head, but David just raises an eyebrow at him.
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- Part 2 of A Litre of Me
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Patrick’s sloppy mouth returns. David loves it.
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- Part 5 of the sloppy mouth anthology
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Just a tiny little fic for Sam's bday.
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Happy birthday to Sam, the worst person I know. Hope your day is filled with Harry gifs and tik toks, you deserve it. Thanks for being a golden spot in the year that shall not be named.
Sam asked for "sub Patrick, a lil d/s actions and thirsty bottom Patrick (god i love him)" for her birthday and hopefully this checks all the boxes.
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crystalline knowledge of you by dameofpowellestate for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
17 Nov 2020
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Twyla shines brightly in the dimmed lights and whatever material her dress is made out of gleams when it catches the dulled lights at just the right angle. Stevie noticed that earlier, when she’d been giving her speech, how shiney the dress was. Not able to fully look at David for any period of time, her tear-swollen eyes had searched out Twyla’s calming gaze.
Or, post wedding emotions give Stevie and Twyla the push they need.
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Lies, Damned Lies, and Lasagne by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
02 Nov 2020
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David has approached learning to cook with the same gusto and determined perfectionism he used to open Rose Apothecary, and the meals he makes are delicious, but he hasn’t yet attempted lasagne and he usually likes to have Patrick around the first time he tries something.
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Enjoying the View by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
11 Oct 2020
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“Mm. Some guy was out running and waved as he went by. I doubt anyone would run all the way out here unless they lived here.”
“Ah,” David says, trying valiantly to tuck his smile away. “And is this some guy... what’s the preferred nomenclature? Does he go to the gym?”Series
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“How the fuck did I get talked into this again?” David asks, adjusting the lime green scarf around his neck to try and make it sit correctly.
“You can never resist taking people’s bets.” Stevie’s been mostly ready forever, as her costume was ridiculously simple; a binder and then a loose green t shirt and brown pants. Her contouring makeup is done but he still needs to paint on some straggly facial hair for her and help her with her wig.
“This still seems excessive just because I lost one bet.”
“Um, no, David, you didn’t just lose one bet. You lost a series of escalating bets,” Alexis says, striding in. Her costume is definitely the most restrained. Without the orange cravat, the white and blue of the rest of the outfit would be positively demure compared to his own green and purple.
The gang do a group costume for Halloween.
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something so magic about you by dameofpowellestate for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
20 Sep 2020
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Stevie's working on setting up a new Rosebud Motel Group project, only this one is in Elm Ridge and happens to be a Bed and Breakfast. Twyla offers to help her get some of the painting done, feelings and shenanigans follow.
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A Taste For the Finer Things in Life by DelilahMcMuffin, spiffymittens for samwhambam, kiranerys42
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
01 Sep 2020
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David peeked around the door frame a split second later, sweeping the flashlight around the kitchen.
There was no robber, no sign of any disturbance—wait, what was that? David whipped the light back to the kitchen island and the flashlight illuminated a paunchy raccoon calmly eating macaroni and cheese out of the garbage can.
"The fuck you looking at?"
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I follow your steps with my feet by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
18 Aug 2020
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“No, I, uh, I’ve been thinking about it, and, um... Dad, I want you to be my best man.”
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Another jukebox prompt: the first time david turns down buying something, maybe a nice sweater on ebay, because he deems it too expensive
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- Part 26 of Randoms - A Series of Random Prompts
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His strength is making me stronger by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
04 Aug 2020
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He broke down in his childhood bedroom the night before the funeral, and David had finally been allowed to take care of him.
The problem they’re having now, six weeks later, is that... well, Patrick had to get both the caretaking and the stubbornness from somewhere.Series
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How the reindeer loved him by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for Januarium, samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
31 Jul 2020
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David wraps an arm around him, hand splayed across his chest to pull him close. “Tell me,” he says quietly.
“I want you to dress up as Santa,” Patrick rushes out in one quick breath. -
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When something is so exciting, so important, that he just has to share, those are the times that boundaries get just the tiniest bit...overlooked.
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The first time Ray walks in on David & Patrick in bed
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- Part 23 of Randoms - A Series of Random Prompts