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    “Kate Bishop,” Yelena tsks, “this is the worst kitchen I have ever seen.” She gestures towards the oven, incredulous. “What is this?”
    “Oh, yeah. I use that for storage," Kate replies. Inside the oven are various boxes – most of which are filled with arrows.
    “Why?” Yelena’s voice strains, gesturing wildly towards the oven again.
    “Uh… cuz it’s big?” Kate blinks, confused. “Is that a trick question?”
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    the underground criminal network bites back: in which kate bishop crushes on her roommate, runs the bodega out of bandaids, and tells her mom to fuck off. oh, and drags along an assassin (hot) and two dogs (brainless) with her.

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    17 May 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    Yelena's always had a soft spot for American holiday traditions. When Kate tells her about a particularly cheesy midnight tradition on New Year's Eve, Yelena decides she'd like to give it a go.

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    15 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    Don’t get her wrong, Yelena is still very much a deadly assassin. She’s just a deadly assassin with a day-job. She needs to maintain a living someway in this ridiculously expensive city. Being a boxing gym trainer’s not that bad, sure it’s a little boring and repetitive but it lets her stay in shape and it pays the bills. But lately Yelena has becoming increasingly distracted by a certain tall, archery-obsessed gym member who has no idea how to use the speedbag… moron.

     

    And Kate? Kate’s just happy to be there.

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    26 Apr 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    The Red Room takes: her freedom, her family, her soul.

    This is how she gets them back.
    (a dæmon au)

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    26 Apr 2022

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    When a mission goes sideways, Kate and Yelena find themselves accidentally married in Vegas and newly befriended by their target’s wife. Obviously, the only sensible thing to do is keep up the charade, move in next door, and use their insider information to take down an international crime syndicate.
    All while throwing the best end-of-summer barbecue this gated community has ever seen.

    What could go wrong?

     

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    a 2-for-1 Married in Vegas/Fake Relationship AU

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    26 Apr 2022

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