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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

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    22 Jan 2020

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    In which Bucky Barnes discovers that Steve Rogers is not the only tiny blonde firebrand who felt betrayed by SHIELD.

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    22 Nov 2019

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    ‘I’d be better off being markless’

    Tim growled looking at his domino mask remembering Jason’s words. He wasn’t supposed to be affected by those words. He was supposed to be over them. He was supposed to be fucking done with everything resembling an emotion about the stupid marking on his hip.

    He knew Jason didn’t wanted him. He knew Jason believed him to be unworthy.

    Jason would rather be markless.

    Well, then, fuck him very much.

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    09 Nov 2019

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    I loved Endgame.

    But I never said I wouldn't write au fic after it came out.

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    05 Nov 2019

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    Kirk saves Vulcan from Nero at high cost to himself. It falls to Spock to pick up the pieces.

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    10 Oct 2019