saltyfeathers
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I choo-choo-choose you by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Jul 2022
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Wei Ying is on a train. Lan Zhan, his long-suffering would-be assassin, finds him.
Completely by coincidence, of course.
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slicker than an oil spill by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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“This has never happened before!” she protests. “Lan Zhan, I— I would have known by now if I had heats! Oh my god,” she mumbles into her hands. “This is so embarrassing!!!”
“Heats are nothing to be ashamed of,” Lan Zhan says tonelessly.
“It’s— I— You must be so uncomfortable! You can leave, Lan Zhan! I must stink.” Wei Ying turns her face into her pillow and wails softly, “And neither of us are even gay.”
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do you ever really think about the grains? by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Apr 2022
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“Is my training so unimportant?” Wei Wuxian wheedles. “Such a minor task in your day that you feel no obligation to see it through?” A mean smile tugs at the corner of his mouth, caught by a fisherman’s hook. “Lan Wangji, if I don’t continue to train, if you don’t take this seriously, then my fledgling core will falter, and it will no longer be a matter of cultivating to immortality, but rather if I can make it the next ten years.”
Lan Wangji’s face goes tight with rage. He shoves Wei Wuxian upright and away from him. Wei Wuxian lands in ankle-deep, freezing water with a splash. Beneath the surface, his feet are ghostly white. Lan Wangji’s eyes spark with fury, quicker and hotter than Wei Wuxian’s best fire talisman. “I take this seriously,” Lan Wangji snaps. “Do you?”
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Mall I'd Like to Frequent by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Mar 2022
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Wei Ying begs Lan Zhan to take her on a krunk mall date. Lan Zhan says in response, “What is krunk?” and Wei Ying says, “You’re the cutest person I’ve ever met. It’s when you get high and drunk,” and Lan Zhan says, “Okay,” and pulls out her phone to book a taxi for two hours from now.
Series
- Part 4 of mall goth au
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let me see you mean by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Feb 2022
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“Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying says deliberately. “I don’t like men.”
Lan Wangji is too taken aback to say anything other than, “I know.” Even in his altered state, the bald admission tastes bitter on his tongue.
“Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying repeats with a little more force. “I don’t want you to rape me.”
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On a night hunt, Lan Wangji encounters a nasty sex curse. He and Wei Wuxian figure it out.
Then, they figure it out.
Recent series
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mall goth au by saltyfeathers
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Mar 2022
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Dean is a space pirate... Cas is a space pirate...
They're probably going to end up going on adventures.
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Nothing says "indulgence" like a series dedicated to nothing but fluff and general shenanigans. A 'verse for the various escapades of Dean and Cas lovin' and the majestic beauty that is Team Free Will.
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