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    steven grant rogers is a good neighbor. he vacuums at times that aren’t ten-thirty at night. all his parties end at nine on the dot. and when he brings someone home, he’s cool about it. which makes it even more a shame that 106, the guy living across the hall from him, with the big, blue eyes and the adorable chin dimple and the ass steve can bounce quarters off of, is practically a thoughtful, neighborly, ghost.

    luckily, when steve needs something from the local bodega, he strikes an agreement that 106 is more than willing to oblige.

    (or: alternate universe, neighbors to hookups to lovers.)

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    04 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Pro-Tip: don’t accidentally sext with your competitive dickface BFF

    Bucky: whoops wrong convo. Clearly.
    Steve: Clearly.
    Bucky could practically hear the dry tone of Steve’s voice.
    Steve: Go on.

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    Everyone hears stories about the idiots who have to go to the ER to get random objects removed from their asses. If someone told Bucky he’d be spending his weekend in the hospital for one of the most embarrassing occurrences of his life, he’d probably laugh in their face and tell them to go fuck off. But here he is, in the ER with eleven inches of packaged, cold salami stuck up his ass. To make matters worse, his nurse is really hot. Really hot.

    Join Bucky for one of the most awkward and yet comical experiences of his life that leads to self-discovery, trust and maybe even love.

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    “Tom,” Sara, the Senior Marketing Associate, said levelly, “if you don’t let me promote our bedroom product line using the Winter Soldier’s tweet reviews, I will quit. I will quit today. I will leave you high and dry with a junior marketing associate and an intern, Tom. The intern just started last week. He doesn’t even know how to work the copier yet.”

    The VP for Public Affairs rubbed his temples. “Sara.”

    She slapped a piece of paper onto his desk. “I already wrote my letter of resignation. You know what it says? It says that I cannot possibly do my job if I’m deprived of the best free publicity opportunity that has ever crossed my desk, and that will ever cross it again, in the form of one James Buchanan Barnes and his Supersoldier Fuckability Index.”

    (Bucky reviews IKEA beds. The marketing team responds.)

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    In which Steven G. Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America, gets a roommate. Who rapidly turns into his "roommate"—in the euphemistic sense of the word.

    It takes SHIELD and the rest of the Avengers an absurd amount of time to notice.

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