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    The thing about dopplers is that while they know their target’s mind, they aren’t all that skilled in actually impersonating them. It’s easy to look like the baker’s wife and to know that she’s having an affair with the laundress down the road. It’s much harder to know not to kiss the laundress in front of the baker.

     

    In which a doppler impersonates Jaskier, Geralt realizes some things, and then they (Geralt and the real Jaskier) have sex. In that order.

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    20 Jan 2020

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    Jaskier's propensity for romancing the wrong person occasionally gets them into trouble.

    Geralt, as usual, has to get them out of it. Very publicly. And maybe he likes it just a little too much.

     

    It’s a bit hypocritical, Geralt thinks, to plead for logic and reason when Jaskier has proven yet again he has possession of neither in great quantity.

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    19 Jan 2020

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    “I’m sorry,” Jaskier says, “but I must have misheard you. ‘Three times’? Geralt, you’re not a man. You’re a-”

    “Shut up,” Geralt says. “I shouldn’t have told you.”

    “The worst thing of all,” Jaskier says, either having gone deaf or choosing to ignore Geralt completely, “is that you’ve never really tried. That this is total hearsay. Gods, it could be more than three. You could go all night.”

    “If you keep on,” Geralt says, “You’ll never find out."

    (or: Geralt has a lot of stamina, and Jaskier is keen to investigate.)

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    16 Jan 2020

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    Jaskier trembles slightly, looking up at Geralt’s profile. They had not thought to ask if the creature’s victims assaulted only the women of the village. It had hardly seemed like relevant information at the time, but now...Jaskier feels foolish, and flushed with shame and fear. He knows Geralt has laid with men before, just as Jaskier has, and if the monster’s bite drives men lust crazed it hardly seems like the magic is likely to discriminate based on something as silly as gender.

     

    Or, Geralt hunts an unknown monster whose victims become lust crazed and die of fever if their urges are not fulfilled. This is not how Jaskier imagined having sex with Geralt, and he has imagined it often. (Though the consent is definitely dubious, this is by no measure noncon. Please go elsewhere for that.)

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    11 Jan 2020

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    Of course the witcher would spend their perfectly good coin to get a maiden in bed, but here Jaskier was -- a willing companion for no coin at all, thank you very much -- and it’s like he was bloody invisible, as always.

    Alternately titled in my google docs as Geralt x Jaskier fanfic because FUCK ME, if anyone can relate to that.

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    10 Jan 2020

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