rockinhamburger
Fandoms
- Glee (23)
- Schitt's Creek (11)
- Check Please! (Webcomic) (6)
- Glam Rock RPF (1)
- American Idol RPF (1)
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As they’re finishing up, Patrick gets out his wallet - to pay, David hopes; he forgot his - but Patrick merely retrieves a key from one of the flaps. He places it on the table beside David’s empty plate. “That’s for you.”
A fic about keys.
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Prompt: Patrick has Seasonal Affective Disorder. David helps.
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About a week after their conversation, David marches into the back where Patrick is doing inventory—actually early for his shift—and slaps a paper down onto the table in the stockroom with a flourish. He gives Patrick an overtly flirtatious look that is not sexy and yet Patrick finds him and the look very sexy. “My test results,” David announces.
Patrick and David take steps to connect safely.
Series
- Part 1 of Condomless in the Creek
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No adverbs were harmed in the making of this fic.
“Is this...David, is this a rhinestone on the handle?”
“Ahem. Yes. But I haven’t bedazzled my stake since I was twenty-two.”
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But instead of driving over to his parents’ house to tell them he’d called off the engagement and staying there for a while to figure out his next steps, he got on the Trans-Canada Highway … How could he be so reckless? What was he thinking? No, he knows exactly what he was thinking, what he’s still thinking. The truth had slammed into him on Friday morning in the elevator on the way up to his office: I’m not happy.
Five liminal spaces for Patrick Brewer that represent significant transitional moments where change is inevitable and transformation can happen.
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Condomless in the Creek by Deenerann, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, Januarium, Lisamc21, midnightstreet, reginahalliwell, rockinhamburger, schittyfic (sixtysevenlmpala), SparklesMagicLightLove, unfolded73, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
04 Jan 2021
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Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.
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Series includes 'Synchronization' and the companion piece 'You Have My Heart (So Don't Hurt Me)'.
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A Universe Where Prop 8 And Other Related Homophobic State Laws Have Long Been Defeated by rockinhamburger
Fandom: Glee
08 Jan 2011
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An accident sends Patrick to the hospital and terrifies David. What follows changes their relationship in ways David and Patrick never imagined. A story of love and its challenges.
Bookmarked by rockinhamburger
28 Dec 2020
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“What are you doing here?”
Patrick blinks beneath the toque shoved onto his head, steadily dripping melting snow from his coat onto the mat they once purchased together. “Um… it’s my weekend."
What? David is already shaking his head, but Patrick takes a step forward, eyes wide, skin pale despite his cold-flushed cheeks.
“I get Christmas. You get New Years. I thought..." Patrick trails off and licks his lips. Behind him, snow blows in through the still-open doorway. "I thought that's what we agreed."
Or, the exes-stuck-in-a-cabin fic I wrote totally and completely for myself.
Bookmarked by rockinhamburger
25 Dec 2020
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Patrick spends a week in January at his parents' fishing cabin, sorting through memories and trying to figure out if enough of his past remains to rebuild relationships with his family and Rachel, while not losing who he's become with David. David, of course, helps.
A story about making peace with all the versions of yourself, inspired by Bon Iver's album For Emma, Forever Ago.
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Bookmarked by rockinhamburger
07 Dec 2020
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“Oh, *Patrick*,” he repeats. “You were talking to my dad earlier. You’re the, um, the town curator, or the conductor-”
“The mayor,” Patrick corrects gently, still grinning.
“The mayor,” David echoes. “Like Bloomberg.”
“Yes,” Patrick says, and the way he tucks his hands into his pockets and grins even wider, he’s clearly peacocking, poor thing. “Yeah. Exactly like Bloomberg.”
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OR, everything's the same, except Patrick is already in town - and he's the mayor.A series of vignettes, some of which became fics unto themselves.
Bookmarked by rockinhamburger
07 Dec 2020
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David and Patrick meet by accident on Christmas Eve.
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- English
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Bookmarked by rockinhamburger
02 Dec 2020