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    Motorcity SciFi AU based on Birchbow's Raza AU (though obviously some time after those events). Thanks to Birch for letting us play with her AU! Her fic is so real in the dark.

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    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    My name is Jake.

    Back then I wasn’t anybody special. I worked at a tech company, one of the thousands in the country, high up enough to manage people but not corner-office level. I was happily married to a woman way cooler than I was, and we were thinking about having a kid soon. Trying to come up with the down payment on a condo. You know. Normal thirty-year-old problems.

    Until a certain Tuesday, when we walked through a construction site and everything changed.

    (Or: What if the series started in 2019, and the Animorphs were 30?)

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    06 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    From Wikipedia, the free intergalactic encyclopedia.

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    05 Dec 2019

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    In a world where humans wear their souls on the outside, Crowley and Aziraphale learn to make their own.

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    05 Dec 2019

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    "You planted a -,"

    "I planted a tree, Ino, I know, I was there."

    "Kousa," she says, finishing as if he never interrupted. "Not very original, but cute. You think that'll be what you name your firstborn?"

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    03 Dec 2019

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    Pre-Canon AU: On an unexpected holiday to America, Harry Potter meets a strange girl at a zoo, finds out that he's a witch, steals a snake, and is cordially invited to the Addams mansion for dinner.

    Or: Harry Potter meets the Addams Family.

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    02 Dec 2019