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    So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.

    It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.

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    09 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

    The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

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    08 Dec 2019

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    Aziraphale was reading at his desk in the, mercifully empty, book shop when it happened, and it was startling enough to snap him out of the shamefully dreadful twelfth century Latin translation he was currently wading through and make him stare wildly around the room, the hairs at the nape of his neck standing to creeping attention...

    When the World didn't end after all, things don't quite work out the way that Aziraphale had started to hope that they would.

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    05 Dec 2019

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    Warlock, in a brief and questionable life choice, agrees to help with a demon summoning ritual.

    You'll never guess who he manages to summon.

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    30 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    The night at Crowley's flat, Crowley uses classical music to tease Aziraphale's new sense of vibration--and they finally break out the wine.

    An ongoing series about the effects of switching bodies, if human-shaped Crowley lived with snake senses.

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    29 Nov 2019