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    "It’s all yours, Eds," he says, batting his eyes at Eddie’s glare. "On one condition."

    He drops to his knee, just like they do in the movies. His lips make a wet, smacking sound as he kisses the back of Eddie’s hand, grin unrepentant.

    "Make me the happiest man in the seventh grade?"

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    Five times Richie proposed to Eddie as a joke and the one time he was serious.

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    07 Dec 2019

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    Eddie survives.

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    “Well,” says Richie. “I wanted to fuck Paul Bunyan and nothing turns you off your homosexual urges like a murder clown filling his mouth with dagger teeth. Can you imagine those wrapped around your dick? Worst blowjob ever.”

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    06 Dec 2019

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    you wrote 'don't forget'
    on your arm when you were drunk
    and i got mad at the fact
    that you had to remind yourself at all
    i got mad when i shouldn't have
    it's just that i got so scared
    that you had already forgot

    -"You Wrote 'Don't Forget' On Your Arm" by flatsound

    Turns out even near death experiences can't make Richie Tozier grow a pair.

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    06 Dec 2019

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    "I cannot fucking stand you," Eddie's voice is hushed, low and dangerous, each word traded between bruising, demanding kisses that would probably be a lot better if Richie weren't smiling so wide into them. Eddie's hands are on his waist, fingers curled into his pockets as he marches him -- surprisingly strong for someone who Richie has a good five inches on -- backward toward the fancy hotel bed.

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    There’s a pregnant pause, and as Stan begins to scribble notes down, he adds on, “but, if you want him, Eddie, I’ll help you get him.”

     

    “Help me?” Eddie wonders quietly, “How?”

     

    “Tell me first,” Stan demands softly, pausing the motion of his dominant hand, but not moving his gaze up from the paper, “Tell me first, whether you want Richie like that. You know the deal.”

    [Note: characters are 16 in this fic, which I know is not considered 'underage,' in some states, but just to be safe, I tagged it anyway!]

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