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  1. Rec *

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    16 Sep 2021

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    James is convinced that broken things, like himself, can't be beautiful. Q tries to show him another perspective.

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    19 Nov 2020

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    Bond is a honey-trap, and Q has never enjoyed feeling sticky. It occurs to him more than once that shagging it out of his system might be the best medicine: he’s fairly sure Bond wouldn’t be too difficult to convince, if the man’s reputation’s to be believed.

    Where Bond is concerned, Q has learned quickly that rumours about him do tend to be founded in truth.

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    12 Jul 2020

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    Sometimes Bond has to seduce someone for the job. Occasionally he needs help with the details. Q enjoys giving directions. Bond likes taking them, sometimes, from the right person.

    “Does she like long walks at sunset or is she more of a ‘fuck me against a wall’ girl?” Bond breathes quietly into the mic, following the glimpse of crimson silk flitting its way through the dark bar.

    Brought to you by the prompts: voice, voyeurism, phone-sex, glasses. (Also orders, cardigan, smart mouth, technology, gadgets, against the wall, heat, blow-job, sleepy, morning, snark, talking, drowsy, pretend, control, public, snark, wall-sex, and probably quite a few others *coughs*).

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    25 Jun 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    MI6 has become concerned at the growing influence of a faceless criminal mastermind known to some as Moriarty. Meanwhile, surveillance has indicated that a junior member of his organization, a young mathematical and computer genius named Jim, has been picking up a series of intelligent, small, delicately-featured, and dark-haired young men at bars and clubs over the past few months. Q volunteers to take one for the team.

    (In which, at least initially, Q doesn't know he's sleeping with Moriarty himself, Moriarty doesn't know "Quentin" is on the side of the angels, Bond hates every moment of this, Moran gets drunk and angsts a lot, and Eve decides that while she made the right decision perhaps staying in the field would have been simpler.)

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    19 Jun 2020