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    Satoru only has two eyes but it feels like he's got six. The doctor says he's blessed to have a one in a billion quirk, but there's a part of Satoru that knows he's only got a fifth of a whole.

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    The Prison Realm drops Gojo Satoru into the BNHA-verse and that changes things.

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    30 Jan 2022

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    Shouta’s plan had been ill-defined and desperate from the start, but he figures the important shit boiled down to, “Change as little as possible, make sure Midoriya doesn’t get himself killed, and stock up on lychee jelly pouches because that flavor got discontinued three years from now.” Keeping it simple’s always better, and he’s normally good at improvising.

    Somewhere along the way, he must’ve fucked up since now he has:

    A quirkless problem child hanging off of his every word

    His best friend going through a sexuality crisis thanks to said problem child’s mom

    His other best friend clinging to him like a security blanket

    Some two-bit mob boss threatening him with bouquets of daffodils

    To wring the number one hero’s fucking neck for not telling him anything useful before sending him decades into the past

    All he did was walk Izuku Midoriya home. It wasn’t meant to turn into whatever mess this is.

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    05 Dec 2021

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    A compilation of short one-shots, ideas, or multi-chaptered stories that I am not sure I'll finish, mostly involving Zhongli. Summaries for individual storylines will appear at the top of first chapters.

    Chap 1-4: eyes and ears of the northland bank (Ekaterina-centric)
    Chap 5: xiao
    Chap 6: dear princess tonia
    Chap 7-20: the consultant's kidnapping (COMPLETE)
    Chap 21: fire
    Chap 22: water
    Chap 23-25, 27: even tea changes
    Chap 26: ambition
    Chap 28: ex-archon on the ocean
    Chap 29: 岩王帝君和小桃

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    When Zhongli hesitated, Old Hu said, “Trust me, it’ll be easy. And maybe it’ll keep the both of you from getting too lonely.”

    At the time, he thought he’d said it to reassure Zhongli of his new task. Later, he wondered if Old Hu had said it to reassure himself.

    [Full summary at top of chapter.]

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    09 Nov 2021

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    Liyue Harbour is hosting a very esteemed guest, and Baizhu is more than happy to take on some requests for her continued health.

    It's just that... Lawrence is an awfully well-known name, isn't it? Surely this Eula Lawrence has more Mora on her hands than she knows what to do with. Mora that he'll hopefully be able to transfer from her hands to his.

    (A comedy told through letters, prescriptions, and orders to a very confused jiangshi herb gatherer.)

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    07 Nov 2021

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    After his little brother is bundled back to Snezhnaya, Childe makes good on his promise to the traveller and takes the first boat out of Liyue Harbor. Any sense of homecoming lasts about as long as an uncooked steak in front of Xiangling, however, when his boat sinks, grounding him back in the mainland.

    It's just as well, because the next morning, a body is found in the Northland Bank.
    A visit from a fellow Harbinger reveals a far more insidious plot than anything Childe could concoct with a god of the vortex and twenty minutes without supervision. The murders aren’t limited to the one Bank. They’ve been trailing down the Liyue border, getting closer and closer to the city. The Tsaritsa has a new mission for him: to figure out who, or what is targeting Fatui forces.

    Against his best wishes, Childe is forced to see Zhongli again at the morgue. It becomes clear that he’s going to need a guide, and Childe resolves to quash his pride, and their differences to request his help to navigate Liyue and solve the case.

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    06 Nov 2021

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