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    Where hobbits didn't forget their nomadic culture and remembered who they are.

    Hobbits were created from earth and plant. They were the children of Aule and Yavanna, made in celebration of their bonding. They knew the earthen tongue. Plant and earth come to their aid.

    What would the journey to Erebor be like with a female Bilbo who knew a little about surviving?

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    Basically me combining my desire to make Hobbits their own race (which means they get a gift of their own from Eru since all of his children get something cool), having a female Bilbo while making what happens sort of realistic as Gandalf is apparently known to take a lad or Lass of into the blue for an adventure, and making hobbits actually have a culture the reflects their past nomadic life.

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    Grammer fixes completed in all chapters in 06/2018 (no promises that all issues were found and fixed.)

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    “How dare you undermine me, you cannot just give it to the Lake men, I forbid it!” Bilbo did his best to look unbothered which just made Thorin angrier. “Am I not the King?” he snarls and Bilbo prays to Yavanna for strength at what he is about to do next.

    “No you’re not.”

    Even the air seemed to still at Bilbo’s words.

    “What did you say?” Thorin asks lowly, eyes darker than they’ve ever been, expression twisted with malice though he has never looked at Bilbo that way before, certainly not recently. A part of Bilbo mourns silently for the potential those looks had held.

    “You’re not the king,” Bilbo straightens his shoulders and reaches his hand down into the pocket where the proof is stored, pulling out the brilliant gem and holding it out for all to see. ”…I am.”

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    Bilba Baggins, Hobbit Burglar of Erebor finds herself back in Bag End, young and healthy once more, she begins enjoying her afterlife in Yavannas Garden (the Hobbit equivalent to the Halls of Waiting) when thirteen familiar Dwarves turn up at her door, raid her pantry and start throwing about her dishes. Gandalf is convinced she's the right Hobbit Burglar for the job, but Bilba's done all this before and no one remembers but her. What's a Hobbit to do?

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    "What is this?" the captain growled, his stance wide and threatening on the rocking deck. Bilbo crowded as close as possible to Gandalf, his legs threatening to buckle and pitch him over the side. He already hated the two fleshy appendages - why, oh why, had he agreed to leave the water? He missed his tail.

    "This, Captain Oakenshield," Gandalf replied, nudging Bilbo forward, "is your navigator."

    "Ha! Navigator? He looks more like a merchant to me."

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    Bilbo never imagined his pregnancy going quite like this. Crack.

    aka the one where the company doesn't believe that Bilbo is pregnant until the baby is born.

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