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    based on this john mulaney bit: “I also think it's weird in movies when someone has amnesia and they wake up in the hospital. A lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go "Who are you?" Because that's not how you act when you don't recognize somebody. That's very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn't recognize, you went, "Who are you?" I always try to be really polite in life, so like if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. I'd wake up and they'd be like "Hi John, we're so happy you're awake." And I'd just be like, "Oh, hey, man, how's it going?", "Oh, hey, dude, nice to see you again." because that's how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

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    22 Jan 2022

  2. Rec 75

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    Robin is in trouble. Jason has only had the costume for two weeks and he isn't sure how he's going to get out of an auction half-filled with Rogues when Batman doesn't know where he is.

    Batman can't drop into the middle of a bunch of Rogues without making it so much more dangerous for Robin. Matches Malone can get to the auction's door but he can't get in without playing along with a Rogue that's never operated in Gotham before.

    Red X can get into the Rogues' auction on strength of his reputation. Dick never wanted to put the costume on again but he'd do a lot worse to save his little brother.

    Jason doesn't know that Matches is Bruce, Bruce doesn't know Red X is Dick, and Dick is pretty sure this is going to end with Batman taking him down to save Robin before he realizes both of them want Jason to be safe.

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    22 Jan 2022

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    “I can't believe you got into a bar fight at two in the morning. And now you're all in prison. The night before your wedding. What the fuck kind of a family am I marrying into?” Selina said.
    Bruce Wayne goes to a series of bachelor parties, each one worse than the last. Set in the same timeline as We, So Much Older, but can be read as a standalone fic as well.

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    18 Jan 2022

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    Even Damian could admit that his older siblings occasionally had their uses.
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    "I need your assistance," Damian said, voice low and tense.

    "No," Jason replied, and hung up.

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    18 Jan 2022

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    Or, Batman and Robin: The Tumblr Edition.

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