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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    23 Oct 2021

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    “Marinette wasn’t an idiot. As many precautions as she insisted they take, she knew she and Chat Noir were both going to find out sooner or later. Of course, Marinette assumed that the way they’d found out wasn’t by running right smack into each other and detransforming in front of the other. So of course, in a typical calm and rational manner, they pointed to each other and screamed.”

    Because, nine times out of ten, letting the cat out of the bag just ends up being very, very awkward.

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    21 Oct 2021

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    in which adrien has a little sister and no one seems to be able to keep her in the house

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    18 Oct 2021

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    "You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."

    Derek doesn't respond.

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    15 Oct 2021

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    "Look, just meet him, will you? I promise you'll like him."

    "Yeah, all right. Fine, I'll meet this mystery man of yours. What's his name?"

    That was a very good question. "Shir--" Lestrade started, then stopped abruptly. What had he been planning on saying? Shirley? And what male name started with 'Shir?'

    In desperation, Lestrade looked around the room. Shirbook? Shirdoor? Shirframe? Shirknob?

    "Shir--lock. Sherlock. His name is Sherlock."

    Or: In a misguided attempt at altruism, Lestrade sets John up with a tall, dark, and handsome bloke named Sherlock. Too bad Sherlock doesn’t exist.

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