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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities: A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over. Universe created, quest completed, mortal vessel resoundingly sublimated—time to figure out what to do with the rest of his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his heart and soul into it.

    Oh, who is he kidding. He's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    15 May 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Karkat is planning the proposal to end all proposals, but a clueless Dave has plans of his own.

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    15 May 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    TT: Wait a moment.
    TT: Dave, what’s that on your face?
    TG: what are you talking about
    EB: uh wow now that you mention it.
    EB: dave is that… blood?

    Rose starts taking notice of Dave’s questionable home environment. Dave wishes she would stop blowing things out of proportion.

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    13 May 2017

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    09 May 2017

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    05 May 2017

  6. Public Bookmark 51

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    not good

    How do you tell your childhood best friend that you like to take it in the ass and bathe in rivers of alien ejaculate? Not, like, in a gay way, but like. In a bisexual way. But not like in the bisexual way where you like dicks and you like vaginas, but more in the bisexual way where you’re happy with whatever’s down there but are now incredibly, incredibly attached to a specific particularly ineffable set of wriggly alien genitals? You know, like, in a way that involves absolutely none of those actual words for the easy digestion of a simple not-a-homosexual?

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    03 May 2017

  7. Public Bookmark 55

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    They were broken people, but they were broken people together. Without Keith.

    He couldn't be dead, Lance thought. He was too stubborn for that.

    Pre-Season2

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    01 May 2017

  8. Public Bookmark 33

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    You sidle over to Dirk. "Tell me there's a way to get Dave back to normal."

    "Can't be helped. There's no 'undo' for the juju. You just have to wait it out, or shock him out of it. Of course, if symptoms last longer than four hours, call your doctor."

    "Ugh, did you seriously just wink at me?"

    "Lighten up, Karkat. It's a party. Let them have their fun."

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    01 May 2017

  9. Public Bookmark 46

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    It's hard to properly appreciate your wife's beauty when your brother is experiencing one hell of a sugar rush and won't stop telling you how much he loves his boyfriend. It's hard and nobody understands.

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    01 May 2017

  10. Public Bookmark 27

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    Look, robots can’t fall in love. Obviously. That’s just some straight up science fiction bullshit right there.

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    27 Apr 2017

  11. Public Bookmark 69

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    You’ve been trading memes with an international pop sensation, and your drunk ass had no idea.

    Classic.

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    27 Apr 2017

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    UU: i jUst want yoU to be satisfied u_u
    TG: callie callie callie
    TG: i WILL be satisfied
    TG: no matter what!
    TG: there is nothing u could say that would make me not like u
    TG: or think ur weird
    TG: i PROMISE
    TG: ok???

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    23 Apr 2017

  13. Public Bookmark 23

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    The differences in timelines were strange. Usually when thinking of doomed timelines, all Karkat thought about was whatever mistake split it off from the alpha, not about the versions of himself and his friends inside of them.

    When Karkat comes across a doomed Dave in a dreambubble, they end up talking about the differences between the relationships in their respective groups.

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    22 Apr 2017

  14. Public Bookmark 43

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    Every time he comes in he gets the same three things. A bottle of apple juice, a bag of chips, and bandages.

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    22 Apr 2017

  15. Public Bookmark 33

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    Dave Strider was perfectly fucking fine and everyone who thought otherwise could go fuck themselves.

    He just needed that fucking sound to stop already

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    21 Apr 2017

  16. Public Bookmark 36

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    Dave tried to tell himself that it wasn't a big deal. He just needed a place to rest for the night and maybe like four or five stitches.

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    21 Apr 2017

  17. Public Bookmark 25

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    You knew you probably shouldn't stay on a planet mostly inhabited by trolls once you finished your adult pupation and your blood color became more apparent. You also knew that you should learn a couple of other languages so that your weren't floundering around like an idiot when you eventually did move.

    Talking to random aliens on the internet seemed like a really good way to practice.

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    21 Apr 2017

  18. Public Bookmark 25

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    It's not a big deal, it never is. You've dealt with worse shit in the past and you'll probably deal with worse shit in the future. You just aren't sure why this guy you barely know is the only person to ever act like he gives a damn.

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    21 Apr 2017

  19. Public Bookmark 38

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    Karkat had no idea how his life had ended up this way. One thing led to another until one day he had to take a step back and realize that he was putting on a mask to go beat up assholes even worse than he was.

    At that point he just had to laugh at the irony of it all.

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    21 Apr 2017

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    three kids from vastly different parts of the continental united states argue over what to call a soft drink.

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    21 Apr 2017

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