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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities: A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over. Universe created, quest completed, mortal vessel resoundingly sublimated—time to figure out what to do with the rest of his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his heart and soul into it.

    Oh, who is he kidding. He's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    15 May 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Karkat is planning the proposal to end all proposals, but a clueless Dave has plans of his own.

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    15 May 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    TT: Wait a moment.
    TT: Dave, what’s that on your face?
    TG: what are you talking about
    EB: uh wow now that you mention it.
    EB: dave is that… blood?

    Rose starts taking notice of Dave’s questionable home environment. Dave wishes she would stop blowing things out of proportion.

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    13 May 2017

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    05 May 2017