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    I've been collecting various longshots and oneshots in a folder for the past two years, and I'm finally cleaning them up and posting them. I might extend any that are popular, but for the moment each fic in the series is stand alone.

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    One Portamis drabble for every episode of Season 1. I didn't like S2, so discontinued the series.

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    Those of House Stark were never meant to set foot in Essos. However, the actions of one petty woman has changed the course of history for the North and for the Dothraki.

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    16 May 2019

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    Three things Buffy knows:

    1. witches suck
    2. reincarnation sucks
    3. prehensile claws are kind of cool

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    05 May 2019

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    “Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”

    “Oh thank god!”

    “Stiles?”

    “I, uh, I need some advice.”

    “Advice?”

    “Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”

    Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”

    “That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”

    “Stiles...what are you doing right now?”

     

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    Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.

    Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.

    But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.

    Or even know who Derek was.

    But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!


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    04 May 2019

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    Upon dying in the Battle of Hogwarts, the god Thanatos informed Amaranth Chrysocomê Potter-Black that by becoming the Master of the Deathly Hallows, she had passed a test that he and Persephone had set a thousand years before in order to find Hades a companion for the summer months. Upon arriving in the Underworld, the rechristened Chrysa Potter discovers that she is on her third life. She is the reincarnation of Leuke, Goddess of Shadows and Secrets, and Maria di Angelo. Chrysa is reunited with her greatest love, but there are other forces in the world that seek to tear everything she has worked for in all of her lives apart.

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    13 Jan 2019

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    Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.

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    11 Jan 2019

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