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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    It was a jealously guarded secret amongst a handful of angels and demons that to possess a single feather of an Ethereal or Occult being essentially meant that you possessed the angel or demon it came from. Crowley had known this before he Fell, had forgot, and then had been rudely reminded again when someone had got ahold of one of Hastur’s feathers.

    (The memory was traumatizing enough that anytime it was brought up, Crowley dove headlong into a four day binge that involved copious amounts of strong whiskey and sobbing in his bathtub.)

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    15 Aug 2020

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    Crowley offhandedly mentions his appreciation for tentacle porn. Of course, they can both easily manifest tentacles on their bodies, but Aziraphale decides to take it a few steps too far and transforms himself altogether into a tentacle monster. And proceeds to get stuck like that. Crowley's not too concerned, though, because he's been stuck as a snake before and it's more of a several-week nuisance than an existential problem. And in the mean time, they can play out all kinds of wet and messy tentacle fantasies.

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    06 Aug 2020

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    Crowley moans behind closed lips, an honest-to-God full body shiver breaking through him. The angel’s burning eyes pin him down, stronger than any heavenly rope.
    He should ask what’s going on. He should open his mouth and tell Aziraphale this is all well and good (very good) but this is not the time for this kind of thing. He should.
    Instead, when he’s able to focus his snake eyes on the angel again, he licks his lips and says, “Do it again.”

     

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    Crowley has three things no other demon has: an imagination, an issue to solve, and a very indulgent angel.

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    29 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 91

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    While working undercover in the same nunnery, Crowley helps Aziraphale with a little fantasy of hers.

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    28 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    “You did so very well for me, Crowley,” Aziraphale says, kissing the top of his head. “I’m endlessly proud of you.”

    He squirms, burying his face in Aziraphale’s chest as his cheeks flush with warmth. He brings his whole body closer to Aziraphale’s softness, wrapping limbs around him like vines seeking sunlight.

    “Anything for you,” he says as if it explains everything he is willing to do, willing to be for Aziraphale. “You know that.”

    “I do know,” Aziraphale says simply before dropping another kiss into Crowley’s hair. “We belong to each other.”

    Crowley snorts a half-hearted laugh, his mind already planning eight different sarcastic quips to make at their expense. He waits, knowing that whatever thought has struck Aziraphale will be revealed soon enough. His patience is rewarded less than two minutes later.

    “Love, would you let me see your halo?”

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    25 Jul 2020