popcornstorm
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a dream (is a wish your heart makes) by popcornstorm
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Apr 2021
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Giorno, who is not someone who often curses, feels these circumstances warrant it. “What the-”
Before he can say his next word, the violins (and flutes, it seems) play so loudly it nearly bursts Giorno’s eardrums.
“-are you talking about?” he finishes. The music dies down as soon as the curse word leaves his lips. Giorno attempts to override the coincidentally well-timed dynamic change to curse again, but is once again deafened by the music (and now a clarinet solo!). Is he being censored?
He takes a moment to mentally recap every strange detail he's learned about this morning. He apparently lives in a vaguely feudal European kingdom, talks like an old movie star, can’t curse, attracts woodland creatures, and keeps hearing music that he’s meant to sing to. That could only mean one thing.
“Oh my god,” Giorno says, eyes widened. “I’m in a Disney princess film.”
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Or, the Giomis Cinderella AU no one asked for based off Lettie's art here and here.
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one time thing by popcornstorm
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
31 Mar 2021
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Giorno licks his top lip like there is a bit of food stuck on it, maintaining unflinching eye contact as he slowly unbuttons the top button of his jacket. This would be sultry, if Giorno's gaze didn't look like he was about to sic Golden Experience Requiem on Mista if the gunman so much as blinked.
Mista balks. "A-are you trying to seduce me right now?"
Giorno unbuttons the next button down, revealing just an inch of creamy, pale expanse along his chiseled chest and muscle. "Is it working?"
Mista mentally checks in with Mista Jr., who waves in response. He swallows. "Uh, kinda."
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In which Giorno and Mista are really, really bad at casual sex. For Giomis Week 2021, NSFW day 1 prompt: "First Time"
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and then, all at once by popcornstorm
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Mar 2021
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“I like to disclose my personal life on a need-to-know basis. But I believe that if I play my cards right, I can come out in a way that minimizes questioning about my love life, sexual interests, or, god forbid, attempts at matchmaking.” Giorno shudders.
Mista lights up, snapping his fingers. “Boyfriend.”
Giorno’s elbow jerks involuntarily, nearly knocking over his bowl of dry ingredients. “What?” he asks, startled.
“You need a fake boyfriend!” Mista explains. “Think: She’s All That, To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, and I mean, 10 Things I Hate About You does it so well, it’s honestly the best of the genre.”
Giorno purses his lips. “I thought we agreed to not bring up rom-coms again.”
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Or, Giorno and Mista are roommates who need to fake a relationship. This can only ever go one way, can it?
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Cut the Cameras by popcornstorm
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Mar 2021
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Giorno is the new hire at Passione Paper Productions. Problem is - it's budget cut season and Abbacchio is out to get him, so he's got to save his own job on his first week. Meanwhile, Mista is trying desperately to get with Giorno, and everyone else is just there to bully him for it. Will Giorno and Mista get together? Can Giorno save his job? Can Narancia do math? Find out tonight, 8/7 central, only on AO3.
Or, The Office AU based on Hikusa's sitcom art.
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Partner In Crime by popcornstorm
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Feb 2021
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“My parents had that big, Catholic wedding that looked so beautiful. And the rom-coms I saw growing up always had nice ceremonies too. I kind of always dreamed of having that sort of wedding.” Mista huffs in laughter. “Kinda ridiculous for an underboss to think about, huh?”
“No, it’s not,” Giorno says, as sincere and serious as he is about everything. “I think that’s wonderful, Mista. You deserve a beautiful wedding like this.”
Mista reddens. “Aw, you really think so, boss?”
“Of course,” Giorno smiles. He shifts his glance towards the decorations strewn along the wall. “Although, not exactly like this one. The choice of lilac napkins was in bad taste. It clashes with the cerulean streamers.”
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Or, a character study into how Giorno grieves and how Mista views his future.
Recent series
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Trapped In A Closet (Bottarga AU) by popcornstorm
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Dec 2020
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Recent bookmarks
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Florida Woman Goes To Jail by Gilberrts
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Sep 2019
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Jolyne goes to jail, is bailed out by her mysterious uncle, has a heartwarming chat with her emotionally distant father, and gets caught jacking off in a Florida police station.
Maybe not in that order.Series
- Part 2 of Small-Town Florida
Bookmarked by popcornstorm
08 Apr 2021
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Your lips give a few of my favourite things. by Sireniades
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Jan 2017
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Namely: a purpose in life and a place in the world; hell for our enemies; our destinies unfurled from the clutches of death; love to fill centuries and swap in a breath.
Bookmarked by popcornstorm
23 Mar 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
this fic was just absolute gorgeous prose and the characterization / worldbuilding is so excellent and so true to how canon giomis would actually be. amazing!! 11/10
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let me name the stars for you by balsamspecific
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Feb 2021
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Mista makes a near-fatal mistake while going behind his boss’s back, which leads to an unexpected interlude.
Bookmarked by popcornstorm
01 Mar 2021
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Il Bacio Della Morte by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Feb 2021
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A kiss from Giorno Giovanna might be a dream come true for most people - for Guido Mista, however, the whole affair is quickly turning into a nightmare.
Because, quite obviously, the only reason Don Giovanna would ever lock lips with him......is to administer a Kiss of Death.
Or: In which first kisses are troublesome affairs, the New Soldato's Handbook (written by Bruno Bucciarati) is less than helpful, and Mista's days might not be quite as numbered as he thinks they are, after all.
(Written for the RWCW server's Adopt-A-Prompt challenge!)
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28 Feb 2021
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Wildflowers by Sphealrical
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Sep 2018
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There are three things Mista knows about living in a small town: a new face is hard to come by, one person's business (especially their love life) is everyone's business, and there's always something else happening right under everyone's noses.
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Bookmarked by popcornstorm
08 Jan 2021