poor_unlucky_lucy



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    The fabric slips through Joe's fingers as Nicolò takes the pants from him. "Most people would be afraid to turn their back on a monster like me."

    "That's nice for them; they're welcome to stare at some stranger's junk like a creep. I'll keep my eyes to myself. If I start getting scared, I'll remember what a terrifying sight you were sprawled out naked on my desk, getting grooves in your ass from sitting on my spiral notebook."

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    07 Nov 2023

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    Ridiculous and hilarious. Delightful in the way that only truly excellent crack fic can be.

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    Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.

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    23 Aug 2023

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    Despite frequent accusations hurled at him by drunk fans and pissed off players to the contrary, Trent actually loves football.

    It's just that he's always been shit at it.

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    05 May 2023

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    Of all the ways Essek thought he might find himself staring down mortality, his magic making a cancer of his lonely heart never even entered his consideration. But then, his calculus has never been able to account for the Mighty Nein.

    There is a remedy for his illness, of course. There is always a way to unwind magic, but there is always a price. The cost of Essek’s life, now that he’s contracted Hanahaki’s disease, can be paid two ways—one is higher than Essek can bear and the other, well.

    The other can only be paid by someone else.

    And if Essek could ask that, then he wouldn’t be sick at all, would he?

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    07 Apr 2022

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    “Do you want me to tell you a story?” Megatron said mockingly. “You won’t like it, Prime. It’s not a very nice one.”

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    30 Jul 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The most transformative work of transformative fiction I have ever read.