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    A Derry Girls AU

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    The Hargreeves are the very definition of dysfunctional. Adopted siblings, born under confounding circumstances and raised under even worse ones, and not to mention the superpowers. Did I mention the superpowers?

     

    Exactly as the title says, the power swap au that no one asked for but I wrote anyway

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    Whether it was for the best or the worst, Duncan and Isadora Quagmire didn’t escape with Hector in the Vile Village. Instead, they stuck around with the Baudelaires as they tried everything to escape the wrath of Count Olaf. The five, eventually six and then seven, orphans do whatever they can to survive.

    This is their story.

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    Keith is touch-starved to the point of stupidity. Lance helps. Lance tries to help. Lance tries.

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    09 Jul 2022

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    “I bet you you can,” he hums. “I bet you I could get you to fall in love before the end of the semester and write the best romance between two space explorers the world has ever seen.”

    Keith narrows his eyes. This is devious Lance. Lance with a plan. He’s not fond of this Lance.

    “Paladins,” Keith says. “And no.”

    “In fact,” Lance continues like Keith hadn’t said anything at all, “I’m the perfect person to be your guide to falling in love. They don’t call me Loverboy Lance for nothing!”

     

    Lance offering to be Keith’s wingman in his quest to fall in love before the end of the semester is a horrible idea. Keith tells his annoying new roommate so up front. But Lance insists, because Keith’s got a failed romance to fix in his novel, Voltron: Legendary Defenders, and Lance is just the guy to fix it. Don’t worry—this will totally end well.

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    06 Jul 2022

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    Lance spends a lot of time wondering about his place in the universe. And his place with Keith. Oh, also there’s a heist and some fake dating.

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    12 Jun 2022

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    “I think,” Lance says, squinting, “he’s a vampire.”

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    25 May 2022

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    "Our Flag Means Death" AU! Lance as the new and clumsy 'Gentleman Pirate' and Keith as the experienced and terrifying infamous pirate: 'The Blade.' Unexpected situations bring these two together. ;)

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    01 May 2022