plotting_evil_things
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Just a smutty one shot based on the prompt Nervous Flyer and Random Seatmate AU from this tumblr post
Flint just came from a stressful business meeting and can't wait to get home to his quiet flat and a book. He hopes the flight home will be uneventful but his seatmate seems to be afraid of flying. And he's hot. Oh fuck.
Not beta read.
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Stop One Heart From Breaking by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Nov 2020
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Jaskier's been a ruined omega for six years now. He's been bought by more alphas than he cares to count, and sold on again; he knows how this works.
Being bought by a witcher is a new level of terror...and then it turns out it's not just one witcher, but three. Jaskier is fairly sure he's going to die.
And then it turns out that witchers really don't act much like human alphas at all.
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- Part 1 of I Shall Not Live In Vain
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28 Feb 2021
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Fruits of the Hunt by aleatory_fox for round_robin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
28 Jan 2021
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Every year the Order of the Witchers meet to discuss pressing matters relevant to the brotherhood. They observe a number of rituals, including the Fruits of the Hunt. Two Witchers are selected - one from the host school, and one other - to be the Fruits for that year.
They have three days to get as far from the keep as possible, before the others will be set loose to hunt them. To be a Fruit is an honour; the time spent in the company of your captors cements trust between schools and establishes close bonds between its members. This year a young Eskel, with no more than a handful of years on the Path under his belt, is selected as a Fruit and he couldn't be more terrified.
Young Eskel is inspired by this beautiful piece of art by Heyriel (Goldandlights).
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12 Feb 2021
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The Things You Have Caused Me Most to Want (are those that furthest elude me) by BrighteyedJill
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
27 Sep 2020
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Jaskier is not what anyone would call a traditional alpha, and certainly not the kind of alpha anyone would want for a mate. And he is quite surprised to unceremoniously discover that Geralt, his companion of many years, is in fact an omega. Geralt and his fellow witchers repress their heats until they arrive at Kaer Morhen for the winter. This year, since Jaskier’s rut is starting at just the right time, Geralt invites Jaskier to come along. Jaskier thinks he knows what to expect when partnering an omega in heat, but the situation at Kaer Morhen thoroughly wrecks his expectations.
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09 Feb 2021
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Kaer Morhen Automotive Repairs (or, Lil' Bleats' Chop Shop) by aleatory_fox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Jan 2021
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“Why does he have to open it between jobs?” Lambert grumbled quietly to Eskel in the breakroom, glaring down into the tepid depths of the filter coffee in his hands. It was difficult to not stare when Geralt waltzed into the breakroom with his overalls open to the belly button. His entire torso was a work of fucking art. Literally, in all ways. Lambert had to stop himself staring at the tattoos, because that inevitably led to staring at the rest; the amazing fucking chest, the ripped abdominals.
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24 Jan 2021
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leshen!jaskier by violaceum_vitellina_viridis
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Dec 2020
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Jaskier is his usual Witchersexual self, but he's also a Leshen.
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09 Dec 2020