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  1. Rec 37

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    “Why didn’t you wake me?” I growl groggily into my pillow.

    “It’s not my job to wake you up. Get an alarm clock, you fucking numpty,” he snaps. I wonder if super hearing is a vampire thing.

    “You threw my alarm clock into the moat first year!” I shout over the music.

    “Not my problem,” he says, as he slams the door shut behind him.

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    22 Sep 2019

  2. Rec 2

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    One for All leaves him like the brush of an old friend, moving on to better things.

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    22 Sep 2019

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    Izuku has always been something of a son to him.

    (One-Shot)
    (Dad Might)

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    21 Sep 2019

  4. Rec 3

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    Todoroki would be a girl. She would escape the abuse of her father.

    But she wouldn't do it alone.

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    21 Sep 2019

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    AFO breaking out of prison to take care of his son just because he has the flu? It's more likely than you think.

    [2nd Place in Fruitloop-chan's Dad For One Contest!]

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    20 Sep 2019