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    After thousands of years of never quite finding the right moment to mention that he's desperately in love with Aziraphale, Crowley is handed the opportunity by a bit of tasteful, vintage erotica in a cabin by the sea. The result is nothing less than spectacular

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    27 Jun 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    Crowley isn't sure how to catch-up to Aziraphale's sudden, specific appetite.

     

    There are some good non-sex moments in this. If you just want a good fic minus dick touching, read chapter 1 and 4. The story reads the same, and is actually quite sweet.

    Also this might be insensitive to some, heaven isn't okay with queer relationships in this. It's mentioned in chapter 4.

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    25 Jun 2019

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    He bent and curled his left hand around the pale ear he couldn't see in the dark of the broom closet to mutter: "Don't move, don't speak, don't make a sound. Don't even breathe hard."

    But, oh – I'm one to talk, he thought. Already in the too-tiny confines smelling of floor wax and disinfectant he felt like his lungs were running out of air.

    Think of anything, anything else – how'd – how'd we wind up here?!

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    11 Jun 2019

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    "You can stay at my place, if you like."

    Aziraphale and Crowley spend the night after the Apocalypse-That-Never-Was at the demon's flat. It's all quite well and lovely.

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    07 Jun 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    In which the captain does not, in fact, go down with the ship - but goes down on something else entirely.

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    03 Jan 2019