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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    After months of fruitless searching Steve Rogers has decided to stop looking for Bucky Barnes. It was a hard choice, but Steve finally understands that Bucky doesn’t want to be found and he’s determined to respect that. Until a note from a mysterious figure changes everything.

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    03 Dec 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    It's a fluff pie with fluff stuffing drenched in fluff sauce and sprinkled with fluff. Low on action, high on conversation. May contain traces of humor.

    Steve is covertly superheroing with his team in some Eastern European woods when he receives The News: a certain someone is out of cryosleep (spoiler: it's Bucky). It takes a bit of persuasion (some telekinesis is involved, some threats are made), but Steve agrees to wait until the end of the current mission before rushing off to shower the certain someone (who isn't his boyfriend, shut up, Sam) with a century's worth of unrequited affection. Unfortunately, a series of mishaps leaves him stuck in the woods rather indefinitely. While Steve is occupied with facing his long-repressed feelings and trying to refrain from banging his head against every tree in the vicinity, Bucky is left to his own internet-connected devices. Also, goats. And eBay.

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    02 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    When the assignment lands in Steve’s lap, he is sure he is dreaming. Or having a stroke. Or both. A feature with the new King to be published in the upcoming number of InSight Magazine. It’s fine. Everything will be fine. It’s a job, just like any other.

    Except…

    Except when the day comes, it is not a job like any other and a connection is forged between silver flashes and golden crowns.

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    02 Dec 2020

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Steve's idea of a simple life consisted of two things. First, drawing and taking art commissions whenever he pleased, and second, taking care of his wonderful garden.

    What it did NOT include was: Having the local wildlife unanimously decide that his garden was the greatest sanctuary ever, attracting the attention of the mysterious species of humans known as 'The Avengers', or starting a war with a cunning raccoon that destroyed everything in Steve's garden, then learning that the raccoon was not really a raccoon after all and Steve should have really known better.

    What has become of his life?

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    01 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Bucky Barnes could deal with many things. Seventy years of torture by Hydra? No problem. Aliens invading New York? Also not a problem. But an actual walking unicorn? Now, that was way above his pay grade, and he wanted nothing to do with it.

    The reason was very simple. Unicorns were creatures of pure good, and Bucky was practically everything but that. In fact, with his bloody history in mind, the only attention he would get from the holy creature was a whole load of horse shit dumped on his face (if it didn’t trample him to death out of sheer disgust first).

    Then one fine day, a tiny blond man named Steve suddenly showed up at the Avengers tower, armed with bright blue eyes and free samples of apple pie to celebrate the opening of his brand-new café. Steve was cheerful, sweet and kind, the definition of a literal human unicorn, and Bucky was about to find out just how literal that was.

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    01 Dec 2020

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