Don't Sign At Me With That Tone: Present Mic On Parenting And Other Topics He Knows Very Little About by beetlejuulce for nxtelight, crimsonimposter
05 Apr 2020
"How do I get Bakugou to be nicer to people?" Yamada spoke. He slouched in his chair until he could lean the back of his on the back of it, spinning the chair side to side.
"You don't," Aizawa answered simply.
- Present Mic helps Bakugou when he admits one day he's losing his hearing. Subsequently, the two of them get on like a house on fire.
- Part 2 of fractional fuckery scenarios
23 Jan 2021
In one world, Natasha Romanoff takes her final breath, and in another, Bakugou Katsuki takes his first.
Alternatively: Black Widow is reborn as a blonde trash goblin with a whole lot of anger issues. Things go a little differently.
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
25 Jul 2019
“They say you tried to kill the Firelord,” Hakoda says. "Why?"
Zuko doesn’t know how to answer. Because I hate him. Because I love him. Because he wants to see the world burn. Because he knotted one hand in my hair and cupped flames against my face with the other.
Because my mother is dead.
Because my uncle is dead.
Instead, he shrugs tiredly and says: “Someone has to.”
29 Sep 2019
And Aizawa peels his eyes off of the picture of the decorational plastic plant he’s been staring at for the past three minutes, and finally rounds to Kayama, hoping that somehow, through a captive gaze, he can telepathically airdrop all of his whiplashing anime flashbacks that only exposes themselves seconds before death, all pertaining to Todoroki in the two years he’s been here that’s statistically taken at least ten off of Aizawa. The kid has the chaotic force of a Category 1 Hurricane who sees no god but Himself in this land, and Kayama will never understand what it’s like being his homeroom teacher.
an omegaverse one-shot where everyone acts like the typical teenager, uraraka does not give a shit, iida has the tech skills of a white boomer, bakugou is an omega, and momo's storage of random facts like a buzzfeed article makes her seem like she has a WebMD kink.
overarching theme u can use for ur tedtalk essay: aizawa is tired, and todoroki has -2 braincells
sexism sucks, so does Wegmans' pizza; go commit arson yall
01 May 2019
Bakugo is tired. He wants to be asleep, not dealing with whoever is sobbing outside of Kirishima's door. But the redhead is in Sero's room, so if he wants them to shut up he's gonna have to comfort them himself, or something.
Kaminari Denki is horrified. He didn't see what was going on right in front of his nose. And now, all of the girls in Class 1-A are paying for it.
tw for Mineta being a pervert and committing pervert related crimes.
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06 Mar 2021