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a continuum between absurd and sublime by phanetixs
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
23 Jun 2021
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“Yeah, maybe. But the point still stands, you can’t fucking resettle two wild pigeons across the city just for your own pigeon dad desires,” Dan pauses, “and other sentences I never thought I’d say.”
“But...we could...potentially,” Phil turns to him, eyebrow raised.
Or, a (bad) guide to kidnapping the London pigeons that you miss.
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it's a church of burnt romances by phanetixs
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Fleabag (TV)
17 Sep 2020
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Dan backs into the car and the driver asks where he’s heading. His head swims with thoughts of Phil, and of guilt and embarrassment at how he’s subconsciously treating his friend. Whose life centres around virtues like chastity. And non-objectification goes both ways. Dan takes a few deep breaths, pressing a palm to his insistent bulge to quell his arousal. As always, it doesn’t work.
Well, he resolves, if he can’t get Phil out of his head, he’s got to get someone else into it. Or onto him, preferably.
Or, a Fleabag AU.
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just tell me how it's lookin' babe by phanetixs
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
30 May 2020
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Jeff looks on, partly smug and partly in disgust at the way Dan’s sucking on Phil's ear now, and across his jaw.
“Mm,” Dan rumbles. “You taste so good, Phil.”
(Or, dealing with your ex-bullies the right way.)
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Phil shrugs. “Don’t think you can go anywhere, mate. Boris called a nationwide lockdown yesterday. Only things open are the takeaway shops, god bless.” He tacks on the last part for Dan, but it seems to go over his head. He doesn’t smile or bless him back - rude.
Or the one in which they're distant flatmates during a national crisis.
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no way no way (mna mna) by phanetixs
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
03 Jan 2020
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“Yeah, mate?” Phil asks confusedly, a slightly desperate tone about it. “Do we know each other or summat?”
Or, Phil goes to the hospital (again).
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“About last night,” Harry says suddenly, as if he’d been debating on whether to say anything. Louis whips back around to look at him.
“Do not finish that thought,” Louis says just as abruptly.
Harry looks at him oddly, as if assessing him. With a small frown, it seems the assessment is over. “I only wish to say that you do not have to dwell on it. The rest of the men will surely forget by tonight.”
“And you?” Louis asks, raising an eyebrow. “Will you forget?”
“I will remember every second of it fondly,” the Lord says, no trace of a tease in his words.
or, a Victorian era au where Louis pines for his overprotective older brother’s very charming best friend.- Language:
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09 Jun 2022
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"We keep telling the other, I love you and I love you, and we do, though we both know where the knives are." - Laura Van Prooyen
harry is a third-year witch and violinist at Laitswold, the only magical academy in the UK, with dreams of taking on the world, and hopefully breaking the centuries-old curse on his family while he's at it. he does not dream of facing off against his childhood rival and duet partner, but louis is back in town after six years abroad, so that's exactly what happens.
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Harry Styles is a world-famous actor at the height of his career but a personal low point when he meets His Serene Highness Prince Louis of Monaco by chance. He doesn’t think they’ll ever see each other again, but after striking up a correspondence, it turns out they have more in common than he thought. Then they start to fall for each other. Louis is different from anyone Harry has dated before and their relationship moves fast as Harry realizes he’s ready for a change. Soon Harry finds himself adapting to an entirely new life, in a country where he doesn’t know the rules, the customs, even the language. Harry is used to people underestimating him, and he’s more determined than ever to prove them wrong.
He just needs Louis to meet him halfway.
Grace Kelly AU.
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21 May 2022
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i want to be just as close as the holy ghost is by devilinmybrain (venomedveins)
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
25 Apr 2022
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It's like a compass – forced to spin and spin but always end north. Harry is singing Amazing Grace, hymnal placed delicately in his gloved hands, and then suddenly his mind will flash to Louis’ grinning face, sprawled out on the picnic blanket. The feeling of his warm hands on Harry’s waist, gently guiding him across the street just as the father instructs them all to bow their heads in prayer. Harry nearly bites through his tongue when he goes up to take communion and the moment the wafer is placed on his tongue, he thinks about the feeling of Louis’ mouth on his, his taste in his mouth, his stubble brushing against Harry’s smooth jaw.
Louis wants only three things in life - to pass his classes, to find a cure for hangovers after a night out with the lads, and to get church going, goodie two shoes omega Harry to go out with him.
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05 May 2022
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this loving could save me (this love isn't crazy) by riverdanceeee
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
24 Apr 2022
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Ideally, realistically, statistically, hell, probably even astrologically—Nick and Charlie are not supposed to last.
But it's just so fucking fun to prove people wrong.
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01 May 2022