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  1. Rec *

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    “It's still a lot of work, even if you have magic on your side.” Yoongi glances over at a jug filled with what looks like pieces of pineapple. And then, as both cat and witch stare at the jug, the pieces are suddenly no more, instead replaced entirely by liquid. “Heck. Magic is draining. I’m going to need a nap later.”

    “Why do you think I start at 5 am and only open at 11?” Seokjin grumbles, before he sighs, “yeah, okay. I get your point. No tea then. But we gotta think of something to make with avocados.”

    “Why the fuck are we doing avocados?”
     
    “Because I ordered avocados.”

    “Oh. Ok. Let me rephrase that: why the fuck are we doing avocados?”

    ~*~

    (Or: Seokjin is a witch, Yoongi is his familiar. 99% of their life is bickering like this. The other 1%? Well, you'll have to read and see won't you?)

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    01 Jan 2020

  2. Rec *

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    Jimin has a praise kink and doesn't know it. Yoongi has a dom side and doesn't know it. Hoseok thinks helping everyone find out is just super fun.

    A.K.A Yoonminseok find a new kind of stress relief, and feelings get caught.

    [I’m really sorry I’m taking so long to update. Please just be patient guys, it’s on it’s way]

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    01 Jan 2020

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    "I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."

    "Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.

    "Yes. Doing... sex."

    (Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)

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    26 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    When Jungkook first arrived in the palace, he had no idea how old he was. He didn’t have shoes, his hair was long and unkept, and he was so underweight that his bones jutted out in most places of his body.

    When Jungkook first arrived in the palace, and for the longest time, he was terrified of Yoongi.

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    29 May 2019

  5. Rec 92

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    Mornings were something precious, something peaceful and, nowadays, very rare for him. Normally he’d rush through mornings, too busy to even enjoy the rising sun and the quiet it brought along because he had classes, he had stuff to do, a life to live. But today, this morning, it was special and it made Jungkook’s heart feel content and the flower sitting by his window bloom and he finally felt part of something. He wasn’t sure of what yet but, one step at a time, he would figure it out.

    He wasn’t alone. Not anymore.

    The three times Jungkook fell in love with Seokjin (and the one time he fell for Yoongi, too).

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    15 Mar 2019