perpetuallytired



Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    There's a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn't really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line. Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude's got kids hanging all over him; one's on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There's a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he's got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles' mouth drops open.

    "How many of those kids did you kidnap?" he asks before he can wrangle his brain into submission.

    The man gives him a look that says what the fuck is wrong with you and snaps, "You think I'd subject myself to this on purpose?"

    "Oooh," says one of the kids hanging off his arm. "I'm telling Mom."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,537
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    382
    Kudos:
    15588
    Bookmarks:
    5199
    Hits:
    292931

    30 Jul 2019

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    There's a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn't really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line. Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude's got kids hanging all over him; one's on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There's a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he's got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles' mouth drops open.

    "How many of those kids did you kidnap?" he asks before he can wrangle his brain into submission.

    The man gives him a look that says what the fuck is wrong with you and snaps, "You think I'd subject myself to this on purpose?"

    "Oooh," says one of the kids hanging off his arm. "I'm telling Mom."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,537
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    382
    Kudos:
    15588
    Bookmarks:
    5199
    Hits:
    292931

    30 Jul 2019

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    101,000
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    2966
    Kudos:
    22231
    Bookmarks:
    7452
    Hits:
    580472

    30 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."

    Derek doesn't respond.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    687
    Kudos:
    21118
    Bookmarks:
    5548
    Hits:
    401511

    24 Jul 2019

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,960
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1322
    Kudos:
    33253
    Bookmarks:
    9189
    Hits:
    564448

    24 Jul 2019