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    Slytherin Shelby and Hufflepuff Toni are longtime rivals on the Quidditch Pitch and in the classroom, who definitely don’t talk about that one time they’d both had too much to drink at the Hog’s Head and made out in a dingy bathroom stall.

    But when Shelby confuses a concentration potion meant to help her focus on her studies for her NEWTs with an experimental lust potion concocted by her best friend Fatin, she’s stuck spending three weeks with a libido problem and resorts to finding someone to… lend a hand.

    [Hogwarts AU]

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    14 Jun 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    Shelby befriends the couple next door. For a while, she knew the sound of her neighbors' voices before she even knew what they look like.

    They share the same wall, and they sometimes keep her up at night as a result of it, because Toni and Regan have been dating for six years— which means Shelby can hear when they laugh, and fuck, and sometimes even fight.

    And they tend to fight— a lot.

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    05 Jun 2022

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    02 Jun 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    “Holy shit, is that you Shalifoe?”

    Toni was walking with determination, and the most deadpan face Dot had ever seen on her.

    “I am in a dress. I have gel in my hair. I haven’t slept all night. I am starved and I’m armed. Do not- mess with me.”

    Toni breezes right past the gobsmacked onlooking agents and onto the jet. Fatin strolled up next to the astonished Dot.

    “You weren’t kidding about the fairy godmother thing.” Dot noted.

    Fatin watched Toni in admiration. “No, I definitely was not. God, I’m good.”

     

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    The Miss Congeniality AU no one asked for

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    09 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    To the surprise of none of their friends, Shelby and Toni reconcile after the events of season two.

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    09 May 2022

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