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    “Tony. Tony. Tony.”

    “Pete, what’s happening—” He steps towards him, but Peter’s movements are scattered now and too fast.

    “Tony, I—I, I, I can’t—”

    Sam and Bucky rush over too, their feet hitting the ground hard.

    “What’s going on—”

    “He see a bug or something—”

    But it isn’t funny and it isn’t a joke and Tony can tell that immediately, and he watches, he’s watching as Peter’s eyes go cloudy, he’s watching as the horror overtakes Peter’s expression and mangles it.

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    05 Jul 2021

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    “I know all about your secret identity.”
    A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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    Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
    And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch.

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    11 May 2021

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    Peter's trapped beneath a collapsed building during a mission, hurt and unable to move. Luckily, his comm still works. Unluckily, the Avengers don’t realise how bad of a state Peter is in, and Peter isn’t inclined to tell them.

     

    “Spidey, they’ve got reinforcements. We’ve hit a bit of a snag here, and I don’t think anyone will be able to help you for a while. Think you can sit tight while we deal with this?”

    The pressure on his lower back and legs was becoming too much. Peter swallowed thickly, fighting down panic. He could handle this.

    “Yeah,” Peter said. “I can do that.”

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    06 May 2021

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    “Pete,” Tony’s voice says. “I’m heading to your location.”

    Peter narrows his eyes. Karen’s colors turn from dark red to a softer blue, which he takes as her celebrating Tony’s imminent arrival. How imminent? What?

    “What?” Peter says again. Like an idiot.

    “Your numbers aren’t what I like to see and you stopped moving and I was in the area, anyway. You know. Doing Iron Man things. You okay?”

    Peter blinks. He sees some more lights out ahead of him that he thinks are headlights, and he feels like Karen is trying to even out his vision by changing how things come across on the HUD. She’s failing, but he won’t say that. Can she read his brainwaves? No. Definitely not. Maybe. Either way he doesn’t wanna be mean to her, so he stops thinking.

    Ugh, his side hurts.

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    03 May 2021

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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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    12 Feb 2021