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    Ben Solo is the hard line, up tight, AP English teacher, who never grew out of his angry teenage-boyhood worship of Hemingway. Rey Niima is the optimistic new Art teacher who’s quickly become every student’s favorite. Poe Dameron is the popular laid back teacher who makes History exciting and always brings his dog, BB, to class. Finn Rider is the cheerful Gym teacher, who can’t make it through sex ed without dying of embarrassment. Gwen Phasma is Finn’s hardass and competitive female counterpart, and she’s gonna take sex ed by the balls. Rose Tico is the adorable and surprisingly sassy Physics teacher whose class is interrupted by the occasional explosion. Armitage Hux teaches Civics and it’s a nightmare, just the way he likes it.

    Throw in a bunch of dysfunctional adults, rampant teenage hormones, some bathroom graffiti and the homecoming from hell.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    (Basically this whole thing is just done for laughs.)

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    Great, Rey. Just great. Start the letter off by insulting them.

    But what else was she supposed to say? Hi, I'm Rey. Please don't kill me?

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  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    The buzzer went off and when she answered it, a gruff, deep voice of a mover asked to be let up. He sounded younger than the man she had spoken to over the phone, though with the name Han & Son Moving Company, there had to be a son involved.

    She anticipated someone with grimy hands and a beer belly that stretched out a back brace. Instead, when she opened the door, she met a solid chest confined by a white tee shirt, and she blinked as she glanced up to his narrow face, a mane of dark hair framing high cheekbones and soft, plush lips.

    Oh.

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    I was so scared to face my fears
    Nobody told me that you'd be here
    And I swear you moved overseas
    That's what you said, when you left me

    You still look like a movie
    You still sound like a song
    My God, this reminds me
    Of when we were young

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  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    AU of the amazing "Your Pretty Little Heart" by Ever-So-Reylo. This fic is set a few weeks after the events of chapter 10. HUGE thanks to Ever-So-Reylo for allowing me to publish within her magical, medical universe.

    Can therapist Ahsoka Tano and a lot of resentful pondering prepare Ben for the terrible secret Rey is ready to reveal?

    SERIOUS CW for reference to past, unsuccessful threat of child sexual abuse.

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    Ben is vibrating with fury. "What did you eat? Did they even fucking feed you?" He maneuvers around her on the couch so they're facing, finally.

    She looks so pale and wrung out that he wants to leap up and feed her right now, feed her by hand until she's soft and happy again, rosy and round as a peach. But he forces himself to wait, and breathe. She smells like the moss on a lonely pond.

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