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    Upon moving into a South Downs cottage, Crowley gets left alone while Aziraphale rushes to help the new proprietors of his bookshop. Thanks to a miracle gone wrong, Crowley discovers Aziraphale's greatest material secret, and a few things neither of them could ever fully face.

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    09 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Inspired by a comic by @usedtobehmc on Instagram. If you review all six episodes, no one touches Aziraphale with any kindness. Given his propensity to visit the barber, his book character's manicures, his propensity for tight-fitting waistcoats and being totally covered at all times, and his love of eating, like many other writers, I came to the conclusion that Aziraphale is touch-starved, and that Heaven is even worse than Hell in many ways.

    CW: mentions of past physical abuse and being touch-starved, as well as mentions of anxiety without mentioning the word.

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    05 Dec 2019

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    What should have been a simple night at an auction house - pick up anything too dangerous to be left lying around, watch a bunch of humans argue over fake occult items and then return to the bookstore with Aziraphale for copious amounts of alcohol - goes terribly wrong when Crowley discovers the auction house owner, Mallory, is hiding something far more dangerous in his vault than he was letting on.

    An Ethereal something to be exact.

    Which leaves Crowley to wonder - how exactly did he not realise Aziraphale was missing?

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    04 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    “There’s a ghost in your flat...So you’ve decided to antagonize it.”

    Crowley didn’t appreciate Anathema's tone or the slow rise of her eyebrows. “Well, it’s my bloody flat, isn’t it? If I’d wanted a roommate, I would have gotten one.”

    In which Aziraphale is haunting his old bookshop, and Crowley just wants some bloody peace.

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    27 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    “They’ve got you under some kind of interrogation spell?”

    The angel shook his head, chuckling lightly. “No, no, it’s really quite nice. It’s all about opening up and being your true self and sharing secrets with the ones you love, even if you would never usually say a...Actually, now that I hear it out loud, yes. It’s an interrogation spell.”

    In which the angels couldn't burn Aziraphale, so they do the next best thing.

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    27 Nov 2019

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