11 Jan 2021
a collection of one-shots where obi-wan marries jango's ghost... only to find out that jango is not dead.
“Well.” Obi-Wan was not apprenticed to one of the best negotiators in the Order for nothing. “There is no death, there is the Force,” he recited. “So, I didn’t marry Jango Fett’s ghost, I married the Force. And as Jedi, our commitment is to the Force…”
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Apr 2021
08 Feb 2021
"Wait, I’m sorry, Satine, did you—did you steal two million clones?”
“‘Steal’, Obi-Wan? You can’t steal free-willed people." Satine laughs. "No, my dear. Kal sent me the access codes for every landing pad, door, and defense network the Kaminoans had, and we shut it all down. I don’t think even their automatic toilets were working by the time we walked through their front doors. After that, well. We had a nice chat with the clones, and we killed every single Kaminoan that tried to stop any of us from walking back out.”
Or: Satine steals some clones, steals a Jedi, and saves the universe. This is the way.
21 Feb 2021
“Are you all the Council sent, then?” Bo-Katan asks, swinging one leg over the speeder’s seat. Her voice is raspy, and Cody wonders if it’s from smoke inhalation. “Considering they wouldn’t help with the first Sith, I guess I should be glad for any help at all with the second.”
It's the first time he's heard someone use that word to describe Kenobi, and he bristles.
“We’re not here on behalf of the Council, Miss Kryze. We're here for our general.”
Or: Everyone has a breaking point. That includes Obi-Wan.
That includes Cody.
14 Apr 2021
At least one clone had to have gotten into making porn. Like, statistically.
This series is ostensibly about him... but it's moreso about the other clones discovering his work.
Loosely set in the Soft Wars 'verse, post-war.