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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    It is said that deep within the forest and undiscovered kingdom lies...

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    01 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    29 Jul 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    It's the fall of 1989, and two spies have been meeting in St. James Park for 22 years. Now their time together is coming to an end.

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    30 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Reginald Smythe, longtime member of the dignified and serious World Sexy Science Fiction Society, arbiters of SFFnal poundings everywhere, is horrified to see one of the esteemed Huge Hole awards going to none other than the Ass-chive of Our Own—a website for unserious, lesser pounds.

    Reginald's convinced this could be the end of the Huge Hole awards, and with it the dignified poundings he loves so dearly—but can a mysterious visitor with a site full of stories and a hard, rippling raptor bod change his mind?

    This erotic tale is 3,000 words of sizzling human on gay living archive dinosaur action, including anal, wall sex, rough action, and collaborative pounding love.

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    19 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    Adam answers the question of whether angels need to eat and drink, and accidentally creates a major change in the (pants) fabric of reality.

    A war is averted. (Narrowly)

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    12 Dec 2019

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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

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    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    10 Dec 2019

  7. Public Bookmark 11

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    "Hello," Aziraphale says. His mouth is doing something knotty, warring between a frown and a rote, polite smile. He fidgets his fingers together and ends up blurting, "When did you - What are you doing here?"

    Crowley swirls what's left of the wine in his glass. "Fraternizing, angel," he says, lazily.

    Jerry and Osgood landed in London looking for an English Christmas and a few good parties. Aziraphale thought he'd meet up with an old friend, and Crowley thought he'd make some new ones. Neither of them counted on running into each other. Twice.

    And Crowley knows what they say about threes. They haven't had a real conversation since the argument in St. James park, but he's going to have it out with Aziraphale once and for all. Even if he has to follow the angel into a garden to do it.

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    05 Dec 2019

  8. Public Bookmark *

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    In which Aziraphale would very much like to actually have dinner with Crowley. He just needs to provide a very particular menu.

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    10 Nov 2019

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    “—I’ve been told it’s a liability issue, see, they just don’t want to be held responsible for anything you might be getting up to in your new capacity as a freelance traitor, so they sent me up here with this for you to sign which absolves them of all fault for your actions, on Earth and elsewhere, in perpetuity in all dominions earthly and spiritual, it’s all in there, if you want to read it…” 

    Crowley hesitated for just a moment before spitting, “Alright, give that here,” and snatching the paperwork out of Eric’s hands. 

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    An unexpected visit from Hell's messenger boy sends Crowley & Aziraphale's date night down a chaotic path.

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    08 Nov 2019

  10. Public Bookmark 7

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    Lily has trouble taking on the role of the White Swan.

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    07 Nov 2019

  11. Public Bookmark 49

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    "All you need to know," Crowley tells Adam, "is that it's Aziraphale's fault."

    "That is actually even more than I need to know," Adam assures them, his expression pained.

    In 6,000-odd years, Aziraphale only got discorporated once, and Crowley managed to avoid it altogether. So people should really stop judging them for cramming a bunch of discorporations in over a decade or so. Statistically, they're doing great.

    Or: Five times Crowley and Aziraphale got stupidly discorporated and the former Antichrist had to put them back together again. Plus one time they got to fuck.

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    07 Nov 2019

  12. Public Bookmark 29

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    Michael wasn't upset to learn about Ligur's death.

    She wasn't.

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    29 Oct 2019

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    Mr. Zhang knows many things. He knows the proper temperature to steep every tea for maximum flavor, he knows how to blend spices to make chai the perfect balance of peppery and sweet, and he knows how to run a tea shop. He does not, however, know how to do business with an angel. He just does his best.

    Or, the fic where Aziraphale's habits at the local tea shop raise some questions. If the tea shop owner thinks their best customer probably a supernatural being, that is only confirmed when he meets Crowley.

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    22 Sep 2019

  14. Public Bookmark 46

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    “But I don’t want to go to Yorkshire!” Crowley argued.

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    21 Sep 2019

  15. Public Bookmark 10

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    The Hugo Award’s meditations on love, longing, and the promises made when the two intertwine.

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    18 Sep 2019

  16. Public Bookmark 71

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    Crowley and Aziraphale were on the same side now, but sometimes they liked to remind each other of their roots. In the most delightful way possible.

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    05 Sep 2019

  17. Public Bookmark 86

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    In which Lord Legerwood has a conversation with his son, with predictable results, and Kitty provides Freddy with enlightenment.

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    01 Sep 2019

  18. Public Bookmark 17

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    27 Aug 2019

  19. Public Bookmark 90

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    Er, does what it says on the tin.

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    26 Aug 2019

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    Aziraphale’s mouth burned. But not like hellfire burned, cruel and destructive, sizzling a hole through whatever it touched. This was that same terrible charge of ethereal electricity, conducted in the very fluid of Aziraphale’s being. Something that had seemed so outside of him, something of heaven, something that wasn’t part of the Aziraphale who had lived six thousand years here with Crowley on Earth, careful and petty and kind. And yet here heaven had been, all this time, just past his lips.

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    22 Aug 2019

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