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    Yoongi’s too focused on watching Taehyung’s dirt-smeared, long fingers drag across a vine that he walks into a shelf. Something wobbles. In an instant, Taehyung’s there, a hand on his back and the other snatching the snow globe that almost fell.

    “Oops,” Taehyung says, too close. A smile curls up his face. His voice is low and Yoongi shivers. “Don’t wanna break that. I’d have to hire you to exterminate the very angry yeti inside.” Taehyung steps back, hand leaving Yoongi’s back. Yoongi can breathe again. “Look, so small and cute. Very ferocious in real life.”

    He shakes the snow globe and holds it in front of Yoongi’s face.

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    Or, the Constantine AU no one asked for, where Yoongi is a bitter exorcist crushing on magic store-owner Taehyung, with no idea how to deal with his feelings. Plus demons.

    No knowledge of Constantine required!

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    22 Jan 2020

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    Yoongi needs to secure a marriage to save his people.

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    21 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    “You know, I’ve been living here for almost six months now and I don’t think I’ve ever caught your name.”

    Oh, Yoongi does know. He’s almost painfully aware of how amiable and chatty his neighbor is with every other tenant in the building. But Yoongi has always managed to dodge any opportunity that would open the chance for conversation with Hot Neighbor out of self-preservation. Until now, that is.

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    25 Dec 2019

  4. Rec *

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    Kim Seokjin's To-Do List
    1. Buy enough bananas for the catering order this weekend
    2. Teach Jimin to stop slut dropping every time he greets customers
    2. Ask Jimin to teach you how to slut drop so well, because hot damn
    3. Remind Jungkook who really is the coolest person he knows (it's definitely not Kim Namjoon though he wasn't lying about his thighs they do look amazing)
    4. Help Vante Investigations solve the missing persons' case so Taehyung and Hoseok will finally stop loitering at the store.

    Seokjin's job is to run his cupcake shop, not solve crimes, but when it's discovered that the strongest link between all the victims of the missing persons case is that they were all customers at his shop, he's dragged into the mystery.
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    03 Dec 2019

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    Maybe its good you exposed your freak bitch side early. Now your relationship wont be built on lies of you trying to be cool for months.

     

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    In which Taehyung accidentally sends a text to the wrong person and it's 100% not a dick pic

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    24 Sep 2019