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  1. Rec 51

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    Harry is absolutely desperate for a massage, but will he still go through with it when he finds out exactly who is going to give it to him?

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    20 Oct 2019

  2. Rec 38

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    The Head of the Auror Department is a slave driver; Harry and Draco are both sure about that. Instead of a fun End of the Week Game Night with friends, Robards sends two of his best Aurors on a boring stakeout. It does not take long before Harry and Draco find alternative methods to keep boredom at bay.

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    20 Oct 2019

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    Aziraphale has certainly dabbled in the world of carnal delights over the years, most notably in the late nineteenth century, when a certain infernal adversary was enjoying a century-long nap and seemingly the only way to pass the time had been to develop some hobbies.

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    07 Jul 2019

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    Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.

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    16 May 2019

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    You'd think that Harry would have learned to stop trying out unknown spells on Malfoy.

    And you'd think that Harry would have realised, quite quickly, that any spell that leads to Malfoy moaning like THAT would be a good spell to avoid. Forever.

    And you'd think he'd stop doing it to Malfoy in public, before people start to think he's some kind of pervert, for Merlin's sake.

    To be honest, Harry isn't certain he's been thinking properly at all.

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    11 May 2019