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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    "All you need to know," Crowley tells Adam, "is that it's Aziraphale's fault."

    "That is actually even more than I need to know," Adam assures them, his expression pained.

    In 6,000-odd years, Aziraphale only got discorporated once, and Crowley managed to avoid it altogether. So people should really stop judging them for cramming a bunch of discorporations in over a decade or so. Statistically, they're doing great.

    Or: Five times Crowley and Aziraphale got stupidly discorporated and the former Antichrist had to put them back together again. Plus one time they got to fuck.

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    14 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Aziraphale learns some new things while sharing a body with Madame Tracy

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    14 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    “Abandon hope all ye who enter here,” Aziraphale mumbles as he surveys the last minute shopping madness he is currently daring to walk into.
    “Couldn’t’ve said it better myself,” Madame Tracy says, keeping close to the angel.

     

    This story starts in a place most don’t: in a department store close to the holidays. Going into a department store near Christmas is like walking into battle; one must really have their teeth bared and arms at the ready if they want to nab that last Perfect Gift. And, with the help of Madame Tracy, Aziraphale is determined to find the Perfect Gift for his dearest Crowley.

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    13 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Crowley loves his angel, and makes him a little packed lunch every day for work at the bookshop...

    Inspired by a meme posted in the "Ineffable Husbands" facebook group: "I make my husband a sandwich every day for work. Once, I jokingly kissed it to show him I made it "with love". But then for some reason it stuck, and that just became the habit. Make sandwich, give it a little smooch, put it into baggie. Except when I'm mad at him. Then that sandwich isn't made with love. It gets no kiss. Yeah, enjoy that sandwich, jerkface, I hope it tastes like despair."

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    13 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    God ships it. Now, if only a certain angel and demon would get the message...

     

    I'm terrible at summaries (and titles), but what can you do?

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    13 Dec 2019