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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    Option A : violently tell Derek that they are under no circumstances ever to hook up again because it was stupid and dumb.

    Option B : tell Scott the truth, stand back and watch as Scott kills Derek with his bare hands so Stiles doesn't even have to face the music. Not an option at all, actually. Expunge this from the record.

    The real Option B : calmly explain to Derek that the situation is too fucked up and hey, maybe if Derek and Scott ever shake hands and make up, he and Stiles can hook up again because, man...it was great.

    Option C : forget everything, charge headfirst into danger like fuckin' Bravehart and have sex with Derek all over again.

    Option D : bury himself alive and wait for the worms to eat him.

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    11 Oct 2019

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    "He gets two missed calls and three texts from Derek, who's as penitent as they come. In both his voicemails he never asks Stiles to call him back or to please answer him or any of it, doesn't put any burden on Stiles' shoulders whatsoever – he just point blank says that he didn't mean anything the way Stiles is thinking that he did, that he's sorry he acted like that, and on and on. It's nice."

    Also Laura is a terrible manager at the pizza shop and I love it.

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    “How did you get past the wards?” Derek had put them up, with Peter’s grudging assistance, after the Alpha pack had made themselves at home a few times too many.

    The guy pulled a face. “You mean the wards a five-year-old girl with the mental ability of a goldfish could deconstruct?” He blinked wide eyes at Derek. “Gee, I don’t know. It’s bound to go down as one of life’s great mysteries.”

    Derek despised him.

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    06 Oct 2019

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    This one: “I build you a house and you’ll come back?”

    Stiles grinned into his own shoulder – mouth close to Derek’s – and shrugged, eyes dancing. “You build me a home and there’s only one place I’ll belong, right?”

    Lots of setup. So much flirting, Stiles being badass. You enjoy the last chapter most.

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    For their tenth birthday, Stiles had gotten Allison a mug from a kiosk at the mall with AREN’T YOU GLAD WE EVOLVED OUT OF NEIGHBORING CELLS on one side and a picture from their school trip to the zoo, the one where Allison was hitting a goat trying to eat Stiles’ shirt, on the other. It’s such a metaphor for their entire existence that Allison puts it on the mantle of every subsequent house that they live in, next to their parents’ wedding portrait.

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    03 Oct 2019

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    Argent twins ftw

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    “Are you, um—What are you doing back?” He looks as uncomfortable as Stiles feels and that’s some small consolation.

    “You know, the usual. Witches, I’m the highlander now, magic bananas.”

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    08 Sep 2019

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    As much as I love protozooey, what I love most is the first third with Vi being the most awesome and a great friend to Stiles. The pining and emotionally stunted sterek is just a bonus (poor Jordan).

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    “Kira doesn't care a wick if you can afford her dresses and bonnets, I'm well aware. It doesn't change the fact that I have to look after her best interests. I'd like her to be with an Alpha that puts her above all else even if he cannot afford her every luxury.”

    Scott looks surprised. “I know you do not know me, sir, but I can promise you that that is my only wish. I—I love Kira quite dearly, and all I want is to provide for her, make her happy.”

    “So you will marry off your brother,” Derek says, taking a sip from his drink.

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    In which Kira is Derek's ward, Stiles is Scott's brother, and omega heat cycles are good for everyone.

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    07 Sep 2019

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    Amanda Quickening